Dwyane Wade Explodes on the Spurs as Heat Ties Series 2-2
Wade dropped his pants, and then he dropped 32 points in Miami's 109-93 Game 4 beatdown of the San Antonio Spurs to even the series at two-games apiece.
MV3 turned on the Wayback Machine and partied like it was 2006, going 14-for-25 from the floor and leading the Heat past what has become a pain-in-the-ass Spurs team.
When most players have an epically terrible playoff game or two and are written off by the fans and the media, they usually crumble and are a shell of their former selves, needing an entire offseason to recover. But D-Wade decided he would shiv the doubters and the Spurs in the face with his dick instead.
Struggling Battier? Inconsistent Rio? No problem. Not when you've got a perfectly good Dwyane Wade you can unleash on your enemies.
Wade and LeBron once again blew shit up with their awesomeness, combining for 62 points on the night while Chris Bosh decided he was going to be a real-life velociraptor by cockpunching the Spurs with his tiny velociraptor arms, grabbing 13 boards, scoring 20 points, and devouring every shot the Spurs would take.