Florida Woman Draws Dong On Stranger's Car, Leaves Post-It Note Explaining Why

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Natasha Myers is a beacon of street justice. She looks out for the every day working stiff who put their lives on the line by walking Florida streets and roads teeming with dangerous inconsiderate drivers.

And when Natasha sees a driver not yielding to pedestrians, AS IS THE LAW, they meet the swift fist of her vigilante justice.

And by that, we mean she keys a drawing of a dick on that person's car.

Myers took her vengeance out on a silver Kia SUV parked at a Publix parking lot located at 1920 Bruce B. Downs Blvd in Wesley Chapel.

Myers approached the car, whipped out her keys, and began to key the Kia's passenger side "so hard it exposed the bare metal underneath."

She then took to the SUV's hood and began to sketch a giant penis on it with the keys.

When she was done drawing a penis on some random stranger's car, Myers calmly walked into the Publix where she asked a customer service person if she could borrow a Post-it note.

Myers then wrote out a brief message, and placed the Post-it on the SUV's windshield.

"Hey I keyed your car," the note read. "You didn't stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don't be a dick."

Since the cops aren't around to ticket your ass for not stopping for people, AS IS LAW, then I will vandalize your car in their stead. Don't be a dick. HERE'S A DRAWING OF A DICK THAT YOU'RE BEING.

The whole incident was captured on the supermarket's surveillance cameras.

The owner of the car was a 63-year old woman, who called 911 when she discovered her Kia had been treated like a passed out frat bro after a college party.

Turns out, the damage to the SUV was $1,240.13 -- a tad more expensive than a ticket for not stopping for pedestrians would've cost.

Cops showed up to Myers' home, where she admitted to being the Dong Sketching Vigilante, and was arrested on a charge of criminal mischief.

Natasha Myers is like Batman!

If Batman drew pictures of dongs on criminals rather than beating them up.

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Not to condone what was done; however, here in Sacramento, CA I observe daily pedestrians violating the law.  No one is above the law.


Well done, child.

frankd4 topcommenter

driving is a priviledge NOT a guaranteed right - being a pedestrian is a right but also comes with obligations to also obey the rules

BUT i can turn advantages of one into advantages for the other - it may take a while but that damage to your car may have resulted in you being abusive to a pedestrian

this kid has the right idea = period


dude she didnt even draw a dong it was a smiley face wanna know how i know because i know her. you guys got your facts wrong.


Frankd4 You are a Dick.

KennyPowersII topcommenter

CCTV is a scary thing. Big brother is watching everyone.

frankd4 topcommenter

i would like to find a way to help REIMBURSE ms myers as well as continue to leverage the payback against the OFFENDER

frankd4 topcommenter

ONCE a violater is IDENTIFIED with a distinguishing SCRATCH or GROOVE or KEYING then pedestrians can unite and continually damage that same vehicle over and over UNTIL DRIVERs come to realize PEDESTRIANS have rights and are at a disadvantage in enforcing them UNLESS we pedestrians unite against violators when we have LEVERAGE

it's how asymetrical opposition disadvantages get leveraged to the point ALL DRIVERs are on notice that their cars may be game to retribution and retaliation by ANY pedestrians who recognizes the vehicle as an OFFENDER

frankd4 topcommenter

ANOTHER trick is to carry a water piston loaded with a paint removing substance and have it ready to spray onto offending vehicles AS THE offending event TAKES PLACE - without notice and repercussions

i also carry a newspaper that hides a metal rod that will leave a car lenght gash and of course there is always the MAJOR LUGGIE if you can muster saliva in such an instance

in the END, it makes NO sense to personally pay MORE THAN the offender AFTER you have been violated - so be prepared IN ADVANCE

here in SO FLA you are in the MINORITY and it will be better if you go about it SECRETLY until the point that PEDESTRIANS can arm themselves with ample ammo that DRIVERs will become aware that the likelihood of AMBUSH is REAL

UMBRELLAs are also very useful and maybe someday the WALKING STICK will return as a weapon

IF ENOUGH cars are "identified" with scratches and grooves we will see who the OFFENDERs are and THEN use our leverage against them - as a solidified group of pedestrians - and INCREASE our results

Lleo A Knight
Lleo A Knight

how did the cops know who she was and where she lived?

frankd4 topcommenter

good then make it possible for people like myself to financially assist or reimburse her and further to continue to harrass the offender

frankd4 topcommenter

actually having seen countless vehicles and drivers abusing pedestrians - how about an SUV hummer type vehicle blasting its horn at a young woman who apparently was NOT crossing the street fast enough in the crosswalk and having the right-of-way pushing stroller with a baby and walking alongside a little kid

in NYC i dare any cab to violate a pedestrian in such a manner

when you tough guys have the advantage of a two thousand pound vehicle its easy BUT i warn you i can track license plates very easily and from there on I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE

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