Obama Got It All Wrong With California Attorney General; Florida Attorney General Is Way Hotter

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Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi

President Barack Obama called California Attorney General Kamala Harris on Thursday night to apologize for calling her "by far the best-looking attorney general in the country" during a Democratic National Committee fundraiser on Thursday afternoon in Atherton, California.

And rightly so.

Obama should apologize.

Because everyone in their right damn mind knows that Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi is by far the best-looking attorney general in the country!

Sure, she's a GOPer, is vehemently against the expansion of Medicare and is BFFs with Sarah Palin. But that just makes her all the hotter, Mr. President.

There's fire under all that close-minded nutty conservativeness!

BEHOLD:

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Bondi inexplicably dressed as an airline stewardess (that's right, stewardess, because she's a broad)? Awwww yeeahhh... We'll take a double of whatever you're serving, sweetheart. Our tip? A slap on the ass and an invite to the mile high club, natch.

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It's only right  that Pam would be on Fox News. Because she's a stone cold fox. Amerite, fellas?

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Look at that highlighter. That highlighter is the luckiest highlighter in the world. Fuckin' highlighter. I hate you, highlighter!

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Hey girl, lemme show you how I filibuster....

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Hope you're looking at all the awkward white men smiling in suits, because we can't keep our eyes off the legs...

So get it right, Obummer.

Kamala Harris is pretty and all.

But she's got nothing on our Crazy Hot Pam. And we mean crazy and hot both literally and figuratively.

Next time you visit Florida, you best remember that. Got it, Flirter In Chief??

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25 comments
KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

Meh. 47 years old. Going for 3rd husband. Shitty AG working for a shittier Governor.

phatblackchick
phatblackchick

Okay, okay, I'm not going to player hate. She's attractive. I just have one question: "Pam, are those Christian Louboutin"s you are wearing in the photo with the Gov. " 

James Gordon
James Gordon

That was funny stuff.., Just like Palin, she has that crazy conservative spitfire meanness yet it's somehow sexy.

Charles Elliott
Charles Elliott

Seriously, gentlemen, isn't it about time we began evaluating women on something more important than their good looks?

Marc Frankel
Marc Frankel

BTW, and I know you know this, I am not trying to change your mind, Michael, just sharing my mind with you. O:)

Marc Frankel
Marc Frankel

I'm not interesting in marrying her. But I definitely would date her once or twice. Lids, you see that, about the dating? LOL. ;)

Marc Frankel
Marc Frankel

I have to be honest with you here with this . . . that she is a close-minded conservative might actually make her *more* visually attractive! It's like eating from the forbidden fruit. Hmm, maybe there's a better way of putting that, than eating from the fruit, but you likely get my drift, lol . . . ;)

Michael Gouker
Michael Gouker

I read today about intrauterine cannibalistic sharks. They aren't very pretty, but definitely they would qualify for compassionate conservative values.

Michael Gouker
Michael Gouker

Hot colors - definitely. And socially conservative values too I would suspect.

Lid Moni
Lid Moni

bahahahaha, if he said that about your AG, not only would it have been sexist, but he could have been lynched in at least 7 states!!!! lolol

Marc Frankel
Marc Frankel

But that spider . . . my gawd, scary!! :P

Chee Piong
Chee Piong

Sorry, I meant to say, why use f... words all over your editorial?

Chee Piong
Chee Piong

Hey New Times, what use the f... Word all over your editorials?

Marc Frankel
Marc Frankel

No worries, Michael, I just think she's purty is all. :P

Michael Gouker
Michael Gouker

@marc, sorry, I don't get her either. Doesn't seem worth the effort.

Marc Frankel
Marc Frankel

"Doesn't the fact that she is a close-minded conservative make her less attractive?" == S.E. Cupp and I had a bit of a laugh over that one, Michael. ;)

Michael Gouker
Michael Gouker

Doesn't the fact that she is a close-minded conservative make her less attractive? I don't get the logic.

christinellord52
christinellord52

@Charles Elliott So PC there Charles? Why can't you evaluate women (or men) on both good looks and brains? You libs take all the fun out of life, so serious about everything.

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