Vatican Cardinals Elect Pope Francis I; Ten Best Twitter Reactions

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The Vatican cardinals finally decided to agree on who the new pope is going to be and elected Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina to be the new pontiff.

He will be called Pope Francis I.

Francis is 76 years old and reportedly only has one lung.

Because, if the last pope taught us anything, it's that it's important to have a young guy with good health.

And, as it is with everything in our lives when historical moments unfold, we took to Twitter to find people's best, most honest reactions.

Here now are the ten best Twitter reactions to the new Holy Man himself:


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Mozart99
Mozart99

very funny. i heard some comedienne this week saying she thought it was the same guy who was pope before. onion said he was going to retire at the end of march, making him the first pope to abdicate since february

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

Hey Frankie. Don't drink the tea.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

any details on his contract? Length, options, performance clauses, guaranteed ? Did he sign with Nike or Adidas?

hooligan2
hooligan2

Nope, it's pretty funny actually!

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Some things are just not that funny.  Maybe you can find some gay bashing tweets to liven up the day.  Love your tolerance.

Mozart99
Mozart99

@KennyPowersII i can't remember the exact word so i will just ask if there is a moral's clause

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

@winsomelosesome It's amazing to me how you keep trolling this place without relenting and every time you do, you look dumber and more out of touch with things.

You are a modern miracle.

The Missing Link, if you will.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

You're a dickhead who never comes into contact with opposing views.  Keep chatting it up with like-minded fools like yourself.  Elitist "I'm smarter than you" sycophants.  Plus, you push my buttons.

It's amazing to me, also, that I keep "trolling" (God I hate that word, so pejorative) here too.  I keep hoping I will find a kernel of open mindedness.  My bad.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

I wrote this long, long, long reply but it wouldn't post.  I'll break it down.

1) Stop telling me to get off this site. 

2) Stop telling me which battles to fight and that I'm stupid for the ones I choose.

3) Get some balance, man. That's why I come here...to hear opposing points of view.

4.) Stop telling me not to take things personally when you do most times.

5) We disagree.  If that's a pain in your ass, so be it....You buy your ink in buckets, man.

6) I could give a shit about anyone's life style choice but I don't take the opportunity to take a shot at it whenever presented.

7) Have a great weekend...I will.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

I wrote this long, long, long reply but it wouldn't post so I'll break it down.

1) Stop telling me to get off this site. 

2) Stop telling me which battles to fight and that I'm stupid for the ones I choose.

3) Get some balance, man. That's why I come here...to hear opposing points of view.

4.) Stop telling me not to take things personally when you do most times.

5) We disagree.  If that's a pain in your ass, so be it.

6) Enjoy the weekend.  I will

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

@winsomelosesome Nobody is mocking someone's right to worship whatever deity they see fit.

What is being mocked here is a corrupt system -- with a long, long, long list of abuses and cover ups and protection of these abuses (and yes, an institution that says gay people will burn in a fiery pit for all eternity)

HUGE difference between mocking people's lifestyle choices (religion included) and a corrupt establishment.

Apples and pineapples here, WinSam.


But then again you've never been good at discernment or picking your fights, because you're so bent out of shape and wanting to tell me I'm a dickhead because BY JOVE I DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THINGS.

Seriously, man. Life's too short. Don't waste your time here if it gets you so mad. Live, man.


Live. 

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

The connection is how easy it is to mock religion yet some people on this site get furious if there's a hint of mockery about Gay rights. That's all.  Tolerance seems to be a one way street.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

@winsomelosesome Don't understand the connection. Seems to most that it's the religious folks who have the biggest problem with gays and their deserved rights.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Yea, religion's not that serious.  Neither are Gay Rights. 

Winsome out. 

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

@winsomelosesome Don't take it so personally. 

Jesus. It's not that serious.

Now run oft and read the Breitbart or Daily RedAmericablogfartthing.com and stop trolling a site you hate so much yet can't stay away from........

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