Jeb Bush Won't Stop Talking About How He's Not Sure if He'll Run for President

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Former Florida Gov. (and little brother ta Dubya) Jeb Bush has been making the rounds on morning television shows to talk about his new book, which, COINCIDENTALLY, happens to be about probably the most important issue that will preoccupy us all from now until 2016.

Imergration, y'all!

But, as it is with these shows, them pesky newsy people won't quit asking him about if he plans to ruin America like his brother did run for president like his brother and father did. Although, frankly, we've blown up most of Iraq already, so what would be the point?

Anyway, he gave it some thought, and he answered with a pretty adamant *Kanye shrug.*

In a Monday-morning interview with Glib Matt Lauer on NBC's The Today Show, Bush was asked if he has ruled out running for president.

"I won't [rule it out], but I'm not going to declare today either."

On Tuesday, CBS This Morning people, the guy who talks to actors in a black room, and a blond lady tried to make Bush declare it today but also got a taste of Vague Jeb! being all vague.

"I've decided not to think about it for a while," Jeb! replied.

When told that it's interesting that he's not ruling it out, Bush replied, "I'm not ruling it out. That, I guess is interesting."

Jeb! also talked about what went wrong with Mittington Romney's campaign and how the GOPers need to be more open to minorities and how he's all about getting in there and solving the immigration problem.

Obviously this is a dude who has not thought about running for president AT. ALL.

He's also clearly very much a Bush.

With the release of his new book, Immigration Wars: Forging an American Solution, Jeb!
has thrown himself square in the middle of the Thunderdome arena where everyone makes angry loud noises about immigration reform.

"It is absolutely vital to the integrity of our immigration system that actions have consequences -- in this case, that those who violated the law can remain but cannot obtain the cherished fruits of citizenship," Bush says in the book. "To do otherwise would signal once again that people who circumvent the system can still obtain the full benefits of American citizenship."

In other words, Jeb! does not support a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants living in the U.S.

Which is weird because, he actually used to support it.

To put this into perspective, Tea Party Prince of Peace Savior Golden Boy Quencher of Thirst Marco Rubio is to the LEFT of Jeb! on this issue.

The GOPers have a problem. The majority of Americans think Republicans are complete dipshits (Commenters: Look at the polls before ya troll.)

So their solution: Throw a Bush at 'em and hope for the best!

Or just keep pinning their hopes on Rubio, who, we must again remind you, is kind of a horrible human person.

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Another reason to be against the bush.  Ain't that right ladies?

frankd4 topcommenter

i think it's funny that he mentions ROMNEY getting off to a bad start and how that campaign never recovered but apparently NOT seeing that he basically AGREEs with all of ROMNEYs positions and that ROMNEY just wasn't "open" other words BUSH doesn't have a clue

frankd4 topcommenter

what else does this BUSH have to do with his time ?

now that he's fixed education here in florida ..... that's done

and he really doesn't have a J O B anyway

and as far as the GOP is concerned JEB is much better than most others

so why not, i mean there isn't much else he is qualified to do

winsomelosesome topcommenter

Maybe he should set up an organization and charge $500,000 for the chance to meet with him.  Oh wait....someone already did that.  Our beloved, phoney, no clue about the economy President.


With news that the GOP manufactured a scandal in order to try an get another Senate seat, oh yeah they are complete dipshits.  I cant wait for the right wing commentators to start saying "In my day, when we paid a hooker to make up stories, they stood BY those stories.".

If they throw another Bush out there, I think EVERYONE would laugh them out of existence.


I hope 'murika is not stupid enough to put another one of those sorry sum-bishe Bushe's back in the white house...

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