Donald Trump and Michelle Malkin Are Twitter Beefin'

Ah Twitter. It's the place you go to tell your followers what you're having for lunch, how you feel about the latest episode of Walking Dead, and get into arguments with total strangers about mundane, arbitrary crap.

It's also the place to see celebrities and famous people act like middle school kids and angrily say rude things to and about each other.

Such is the case with Donald Trump and conservative famous person Michelle Malkin.

IT'S A GOPer TWEET-OFF, BROS!

The brouhaha began when Malkin's site Twitchy, -- which calls itself a Twitter aggregator, but is just another place to shit on Obama and Democrats, in general -- called Trump a "conservafraud."

Because he's not a real conservative because he doesn't totally hate all Librullz, and doesn't hate all Librull agendaz you see.

Turns out, Trump once called Malkin a "dummy," which is sooo Trump and, as Autheservative Malkin says, once "smeared her past."

So, shots fired and stuff.

The following then unfolded on the twitterverse:

So @realdonaldtrump just called me a dummy again for exposing him as a conservafraud. Keep digging, clown==> twitter.com/realDonaldTrum...

-- Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013

@michellemalkin At least dummy is true!

-- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013

@michellemalkin You were born stupid!

-- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013

.@realdonaldtrump Your water-carriers tried to get me to shut up. They failed. You don't like women you can't control. God bless America.

-- Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013

.@michellemalkin would be nothing without being on the @seanhannity show.I don't see what Sean sees in her--loser!

-- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013

I've spent more than 2 decades in conservative movement, while @realdonaldtrump was abusing eminent domain & showering Dems w/$$$.

-- Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013

#WhatDoesDonaldDo He expects women to be like Beyonce and Bow Down. No dice, Chump.

-- Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) March 22, 2013

This Sunday's All-Star @apprenticenbc features some of the biggest fireworks of the entire season. Get ready.

-- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2013

Twitter is fantastic. 

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