A Ban on Bongs and Abortions?: The Nine Most Attention-Grabbing Bills in the Florida Legislature

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5.) Medical Marijuana: It's simple. Allow patients with certain qualifying medical conditions to privately possess up to four ounces of marijuana and grow up to eight marijuana plants so they can ease the pain and suffering that mountains of expensive prescription pills fail to do. And basically putting a stop to cops raiding wheelchair-bound people's houses like they were Tony Fucking Montana.

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4.) Assault Weapons Ban: Mmmmmm Florida loves them some guns. Hey, we're number one in concealed-weapons permits! 

But this bill looks to basically put a stop to the manufacturing, importing, possessing, purchasing, selling, eating, sucking, fucking, slurping, dry-humping, licking, or transferring of any assault weapon or large-capacity magazine in Florida. It also includes background checks.

Yes, yes, we know. The Forefathers were thinking about high-powered weapons that can turn a fully grown male deer into apple sauce in 3.2 seconds when they wrote that stuff about being allowed to own a musket in case someone wanted to steal your farm. Pffft. Government interference, right??

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