Donald Trump Live-Tweeted the Oscars
Since this particular tweet wasn't written at anyone, we can only assume Don was talking to his combover.
Combover: You don't like the opening?
Donald: Not one bit, Combover!
Combover: There's a lot of singing and dancing.
Donald: Singing and dancing is stupid.
Combover: Oscars? More like The Tony's. Amerite? HA. HA. HA. HA.
Combover: I need to take a dump.
BUT LEADING A PUBLIC CRUSADE TRYING TO PUT DOUBTS IN THE AMERICAN MINDS THAT THE BLACK PRESIDENT IS NOT REALLY AMERICAN -- TOTALLY NOT RACIST IN THE LEAST!