Donald Trump Live-Tweeted the Oscars

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Since this particular tweet wasn't written at anyone, we can only assume Don was talking to his combover.

Combover: You don't like the opening? 

Donald: Not one bit, Combover! 

Combover: There's a lot of singing and dancing. 

Donald: Singing and dancing is stupid. 

Combover: Oscars? More like The Tony's. Amerite? HA. HA. HA. HA.

Donald: [tweets]

Combover: ....

Donald: [tweets]

Combover: I need to take a dump.

Donald: [tweets]

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BUT LEADING A PUBLIC CRUSADE TRYING TO PUT DOUBTS IN THE AMERICAN MINDS THAT THE BLACK PRESIDENT IS NOT REALLY AMERICAN -- TOTALLY NOT RACIST IN THE LEAST!

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