What Does Rick Ross Do Now? Five Suggestions For The Bawse

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What do I do next?
As the rap and South Florida panorama emerges from the Rick Ro$$ drama, the Miami native has got some heavy soul-searching to do. One minute, he was making it sprinkle at LIV nightclub puffing jeezies with Luda and Diddy for his 37th birthday, and then: Pow!

As MTV eloquently wrote in its coverage of the mayhem: "Things became all too real." Someone shot up his Rolls Royce, and the Bawse crashed it.

Many things about the scenario remain uncertain. For instance, what kind of gun was used to shoot up the car? Was the Bawse intoxicated when he crashed? Who was the shooter? Has art become life? Yada, yada, so on and so forth.

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- Who Shot at Rick Ross?
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- Rick Ross' Passenger: Shateria L. Moragne-el

But for Ross, one element of this story shouldn't be uncertain: His next move. There are precisely five things he'll most likely do.

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1. Make Another Rap Album
It's entirely possible that the drive-by may provide the creative fodder that Rick Ross needs to get back into the studio and lay down some ill tracks. Most likely, his deep and expository rhyming will detail blunts, glocks, and murder.

Possible Album titles? LIV and die. Or, Shut the F**k Up 50, I Really Was Shot At. Or maybe, Don't Biggie Me. Please. I have Children.

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frankd4
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well since LAS OLAS is too heavy for the dude maybe he can move to PALM BEACH where he would be the only BLACK guy since even the  maintenance crews are all hispanic and the last time anything gansta happened was when MARLA MAPLES faked an attack on the beach behind the church theDONALD was married in

seems this dude wouldn't last ten seconds in the REAL HOOD

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