LeBron James, James Tracy, and a Muslim Cleric Walk Into an Appletini Bar
2. LeBron James. Sure, LeBron put up a season-high 39 against the Lakers last night. And yeah, he did just cross into the exclusive 20,000-point club -- the youngest to do so. So it is a pretty good time to be LeBron James. You know who it's not a good time to be? Heat fans. Come 2014, you know LeBron -- tragically self-conscious prima donna that he is -- isn't going to let the opportunity to polish back up his image for the history books go by. 2014, he'll be strapping back into the Cavs' wine and gold. Let's call it "The Return."
1. Fane Lozman. When Rivera Beach destroyed Lozman's floating two-story house three years ago, it was screwing with the wrong millionaire. He took a lawsuit against the city all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court. This week the court ruled in his favor.