Broward County Name Change: Eight Options That Are Way Better
Hey! Marilyn Manson Grew Up Here! County
The goth icon spent his childhood here. And, as you can see, nothing inspires the dark subculture of the undead quite like Butterfly World and the Festival Flea Market!
Our Congresswoman Has More Balls Than Your Congressman County
She pulls no punches. She attacks with a smile. She once pissed off Allen West so bad he called her a vile person. President Obama loves her. She's Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Shultz. And her balls are bigger than your congressman's, punk!
This collection of internet comedy gold was a joint effort by New Times staffers Chris Joseph and Terrence McCoy.
Artwork by Alex Izaguirre