Marco Rubio Says Homosexuality Is a Sin, but He's Not Judging or Anything

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On Wednesday, Marco Rubio sat down with Politico's Mike Allen at a Playbook breakfast and made it clear that he does know that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, even though he once said the age of the Earth is one of the great mysteries. But he's no scientist, man. So, hey.

Rubio said that he still believes that God totally created the universe and that it's possible to believe in creationism as well as science.

See also: Marco Rubio Knows the Earth Is 4.5 Billion Years Old, Thank You Very Much

Lost in the whole age-of-the-Earth talk was when Allen straight up asked Rubio if he thought homosexuality is a sin.

"Well, I can tell you what faith teaches," Rubio responded. "And faith teaches that it is. And that's what the Bible teaches, and that's what faith teaches."

The Bible also teaches that God repays his enemies by throwing their babies up against rocks. So you better watch out if you know what's good for you, babies!

"It also teaches that there are a bunch of other sins that are no less," Rubio continued. "For example, it teaches that lying is a sin. It teaches that disrespecting your parents is a sin. It teaches that stealing is a sin. It teaches that coveting your neighbor and what your neighbor has is a sin. So there isn't a person in this room that isn't guilty of sin."

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But Rubio made it clear that, even though The Gays are going to burn in hell fire for all of eternity because of all the gaying around that they do, he's not going around pointing his finger at them.

Only making policy decisions that negatively impact their lives, is all.

"I don't go around pointing fingers in that regard," he said. "I'm responsible for my salvation, and I'm responsible for my family's and for inculcating in my family what our faith teaches, and they'll become adults and decide how they want to apply that in life. As a policymaker, I could just tell you that I'm informed by my faith. And my faith informs me in who I am as a person -- but not as a way to pass judgment on people."

Hey, man. Marco ain't judge. 

When he opposed allowing same-sex couples in Florida to adopt children, that was totally his faith, guy. 

When he said he opposed making it illegal to fire someone just for being LGBT, that's totally the Bible talking there, bro. 

When he made robocalls for the hate-group National Organization for Marriage last month telling people to vote against making gay marriage legal, that was just his faith being all judgmenty not wanting the gays to gay up America with their gay marriages, guybro.

There is no judgment. There is only making policy decisions that keep people from being happy and living their lives as they wish.

Just like the Bible teaches!





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17 comments
readytop
readytop

this from the closet queen himself...

peterabbit
peterabbit

keep your stupid comments to yourself , Rubio....These dumb Reupublicans have no clue why they lost.

dantevida
dantevida topcommenter

I'm glad he realizes lying is a sin.  His whole story of his parents leaving as exiles from Castro's Cuba turned out to be a lie. He's going down with all the gays, I guess.

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

Oh that republican party, out to hate anyone different all the while hiding what they do in the closet.  And the sad thing is they will probably run this moron for President in 2016.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

Come on Florida. Demand better of your elected officials. 

BTW, do these tweets confuse anyone else @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

jram305
jram305

@ipeneIope @byChrisJoseph dick bag

OneArrogantSOB
OneArrogantSOB

@byChrisJoseph it always takes me a second to remember which Rubio is the professional basketball player and which is the professional D-bag

StantonThe3rd
StantonThe3rd

@ipeneIope republicans don't realize they will never win a Presidential election with their views on social issues, they are blind to facts

GregfromDelray
GregfromDelray

@byChrisJoseph Keeping his options open just in case he decides to go on the "Down Low"..

ipeneIope
ipeneIope

@byChrisJoseph I fell off my chair reading this! :D

JerkJerkson
JerkJerkson

@byChrisJoseph "I don't mind that you're a fag."

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

@KennyPowersII haha... it's the commenting system. I tweeted the link out and people are engaging and IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

StantonThe3rd
StantonThe3rd

@jram305 @ipeneiope even more disturbing is his interview about the age of the earth and science, if you haven't read it check it out

peterabbit
peterabbit

@JerkJerkson  i don't mind that your arms drag on the ground when you walk, and your best friend is a great ape....

ipeneIope
ipeneIope

@SdotTHOMASvol3 @jram305 Yep! I did! @byChrisJoseph wrote about it as well - and added an awesome dick-jokey spin to it, of course!

jram305
jram305

@ipeneIope @SdotTHOMASvol3 @byChrisJoseph I did as well. made me buy a Hawking book.

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