Rush Limbaugh Thinks Chris Christie Is a Fat Fool

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In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, President Obama and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie joined forces to help that state recover. Christie then made some news when he appeared on Fox & Friends and the Three Trogs that host that show asked him if he would pretty please have a photo op with Mittington Romney around the devastated areas in his state because it's election season and Christie is a Republican and Romney needs to get in on some hot pictures of homes under water and dead-people action.

The governor said: "I don't know, nor do I care. I've got a job to do here in New Jersey that's bigger than presidential politics. And I could care less about any of that stuff. I've got 2.4 million people without power, I have devastation on the shore... If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don't know me."

Steve Doocy's face said: "Heavens to murgatroyd! How ruuude!"

Christie also dared to praise Obama for his hard work. ON FOX! ZOMG!

Well, good ol' pill-poppin' conservative radio blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh didn't like Christie's suddenly being BFFs with Obummer and went on his show and called the Republican governor "fat" and a "fool," thus breaking the IRONY THRESHOLD and imploding all space and time. He also said people shouldn't listen to Christie because of The Gay.

"He's fat and a fool. Don't listen to Governor Christie. He doesn't know what he's talking about... Christie's the only Republican not just praising Obama, it's a -- let's just put it this way. Is it wrong for one man to love another man? But that man love out there is isolated in the state of New Jersey."

Man love. HA. HA. HA. Get it? Because of butt sex with men. VOTE ROMNEY!

Christie was a keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention and, up until Sandy slammed into New Jersey, one of the most vocal critics of Obama's "lack of leadership."

Yet, now when real-life shit hits the fan and Christie gets to step away from the echo chamber and see real life and people suffering, he gets it. Obama acted swiftly and decisively, New Jersey is getting that dreaded government aid! and Rush and the Conservatards are losing their shit over it.

Meanwhile, Romney held a fake food drive for Sandy victims in the devastated region of Ohio and has been up and down on his stance on FEMA more times than Lindsey Lohan at Club Liv.

Keep on trollin', Rush.



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e-cool
e-cool

Who's the bimbo?

e-cool
e-cool

Rush Limbaugh calls Chris Christie a Fat Fool.  Does Kettle Calling the Pot Black come to mind?  

frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

the fake FOOD DRIVE by ROMNEY was typical election politics - period

 

however, what it says is, "i need the dumb and gullible to vote for me",  and the smart will realize what i am doing,  to kowtow to the lowest common denominators..... so it's all good

 

meanwhile rush proves that the cannibalism in GOP circles, as the norquist "for me or against me" theory of leadership must be maintained...and where better than in full public view; especially when one derives a financial benefit having a public radio talk-show ?...cha-ching !

 

what NO ONE seems to notice however is sooner or later as a GOP leader the cannibalisits come for THEM as well,  which is why GEORGE W is no where to be seen and CHENEY will spend the rest of his days in "an UNdisclosed location" - no,  dubbya the shrub and darth vader have so screwed up america that the GOP has no furthur need for their services -spending five trillion borrowed dollars on looking for WMDs was too much for the fiscal conservatives in the GOP

 

even typically reliable GOP playgrounds like FLORIDA are proving irrelevant in the political arena which doesn't bode well for J E B or rubio or any of the god-fearing tea-bagging evangelical I-4 rednecks or high-brow back room organizers - ROMNEY had to "conceed FLORIDA" to stop the nation laughing at the ineptitude and frolick FLORIDA has once again displayed - even HAITI can count votes better than FLORIDA !

 

what a show this is

josephvictorious
josephvictorious

I can't stand all you liberal faggots i feel like im being a sadist for just being here i need a shower now. All you faggots and pot heads listen up you'll never be as Smart and as Talented and as Cool as Rush. So keep on jerking off to him with your small drug shrunk peckers while Rush continues to be a successful Millionaire with a Hottie wife who all of you only dream about while having but sex with your gay boyfriends. Good luck with that!! LOL

em4jim
em4jim

Nearly every photo you'll see of Rush has him fondling a cigar....think it's about time for him to come out of the closet?

kamikrazee
kamikrazee

Christie scored more points with more voters in one day than both major candidates have managed to do in a billion dollar campaign.    To have Rush Fatass criticize a GOP governor adds support from independents and those who go anywhere that Rush says is bad, (and they are about anyone that thinks).

 

Christie has become a political force in his own right.     Rush is nothing more than an overweight, ought-to-be-in-rehab Sarah Palin.

 

He ought to shut up before his ratings follow his credibility.

 

Maxi
Maxi

Rush Limbaugh Thinks Chris Christie Is a Fat Fool however, Christie does not doctor shop!

 

Rush is little more than a fart in the wind!

pearlpolanski
pearlpolanski

Rush called Christie a fat fool? That's the pot calling the kettle black!

Jeff Wilder
Jeff Wilder

Fat fool? The mirror can be quite truthful eh Rush?

Danceroflife
Danceroflife

It appears that Chris Christie is more intelligent than I initially thought.  Intelligent men and women support and praise Obama.

grbeachbums95
grbeachbums95

cristie finds the (kenyan-flash)0bama as repulsive as anyone else but he needs all the help he can get ASAP! so for right  now he has to dance with the devil so to speak!

ChazStevensGenius
ChazStevensGenius

I've been in the software/IT business for a very long time.  I've had first hand seats watching the growth of the Interwebs.

I can say this as a fact.  Every since WalMart started selling PCs, the number of conservative fucks online has skyrocketed, while at the same time the overall conversational IQ has cratered.

Coincidence?

Discuss.

alan278
alan278

Really? Lardbutt Limbaugh calls someone fat... that's rich.

cjane
cjane

Really ..your reporting...how about New Jersey turning help away because they were not unionized !! Are you going to report on that ?  And oh yes let me check and see what you have on the Benghazi 'cover up '...let's hear some truth here !!

mdbarer
mdbarer

That's a classic case of the pot calling the kettlle black.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Wof the well, well, well.  Brought some out of the woodwork, eh.

 

"There is none so blind as he who will not see." 

 

I'm more pissed abour Bengasi than Christie.  The New Jersey love fest won't matter in the election.

 

But BENGASI.  THAT  is a travesty.  And it won't come out, either, until after the election.  But then it will.  And people will be fired.  And apologies will be made. And the Idiot in Chief, if elected, will have a whole list of others to blame.   Wonder how long it will take to make a movie on the killing of the Ambassador?  Wonder of there are any pictures of the Situation Room when THAT was going down?

 

As far as what I am and where my heaad is.........as Chris says....troll away.

elljaye
elljaye

Hah! Fat fool is as fat fool does...

aprilofchicago
aprilofchicago

Why take Limbaugh out of context?  He said this on MONDAY and was clearly saying that the Obama team would dismiss Christie with terms like this ( Jon Stewart makes fun of Christie weight often).  No one could read or listen to Limbaugh and take it that Limbaugh (himself) was calling Christie fat and fool who makes fun of me all the time....duh....Now, considering the aftermath and how great Obama and Christie have gotten along-sure, you can say Rush predicted way wrong...but to mislead what was said.....does it make people happy just to have any excuse to trash Rush or does truth matter?

gtharby2
gtharby2

Chris Christie is fat, but he is no fool.

 

1.) Working with Obama is needed to get state aid, so they need to work together.  While the photo op may not be needed, Chris Christie is not one to denounce someone while they are helping him

2.) His state is going with Obama, no questions asked, so it's not like he needs to worry about turning his state blue

3.) He is a Republican governor in a heavily blue state with a fierce election coming up.  Obama is popular in the state, if he wants to be re-elected, acting as a bipartisan leader with a popular democrat during a crisis only helps him

4.) He very well may want to run for president in 2016.  If Romney wins this election that delays it to 2020.  So while his actions may not be best for the Republican party , they surely help himself.

 

He might not be acting like a typical governor, but if he acts partisan right now, he has no political future, so say what you will about Chris Christie, he is no fool.

Abbe Bauer
Abbe Bauer

Mean while...Obama's out campaining while Conney Island are still without food gas water and the list goes on.....

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

"Obama acted swiftly and decisively, New Jersey is getting that dreaded government aid!Obama acted swiftly and decisively, New Jersey is getting that dreaded government aid!"

 

My Ass!  He did what any President would do.  Declare it a disaster area and start the process for Federal relief.  But then he shows up for a Photo Op to show he cares.  He's a jerk.  I thought so before, I really think so now.  Is New York going to get any less than they deserve because he didn't get a photo op there? Of course not.  Just to insure New York gets their money, Bloomberg endorses the Idiot in Chief.  Lots of trust there.  Then the "Cool One" has to show up later in his bomber jacket to let us know who the President is. He's a sham.  He KNEW about Bengasi.  He KNEW.  4 dead and he KNEW.  He really, really sucks.

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

 @josephvictorious

 Limbaugh is a fat, gutless, draftdodging, doctor shopping druggie. He didn't even have the balls to get his own oxy, he had to send his housekeeper out for it. He a total hypocrite. You support assholes like him? Guess what asshole? You're a bigger dumber asshole.

frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

that certainly is an interesting attempt to correlate the various factors BUT artificial intelligence never will be a match for human stupidity

 

and it's just currently that the conservatives have taken the lead BUT the others will soon enough catch up in our race downward

pearlpolanski
pearlpolanski

 @ChazStevensGenius Indeed Chaz!  I was discussing the same thing just the other day. Glad you brought it up. These hot and bothered Walmart PC warriors are in a furor typing viciously from their dimly lit trailers quoting Fox News, Rush, and Glenn Beck and creating lame memes and conspiracy websites thinking they're making a difference. Like anyone cares, lol.

grbeachbums95
grbeachbums95

 is this chaz bono? it appears you must have purchased one of those pcs! also you need to change your tag to : chaz bobo moron!!!!  good day!@ChazStevensGenius 

theultimatephonestor
theultimatephonestor

 @cjane Bull!! You're so silly. And I suppose Chris Christy asked to see their right to work card? Gotta be a Republican. Nobody believes stuff like that but you guys. If he had done that it would have been all over the papers. Most first responders are represented by unions. Stop lying.

webmonster
webmonster

@cjane Quit spreading disinformation. The utility companies to which this supposedly happened have refuted this.

larrydillon65
larrydillon65

 @cjane 47%-haha.Let Detroit go bankrupt-lol.Corporations are people too-insane.Privatize FEMA-LMAO.Self Deportation-OMFG.Romneycare-hypocrisy(lol).I would't go after Bin Laden-what a hoot..You don't need to see my tax returns-such honesty.Stands with Pro-Rape Tea-Nuts-Its the  party of a delusional God after all.Lets talk about Romney shall we.

webmonster
webmonster

 @winsomelosesome That movie will be made right after the 8 movies for the Embassy attacks which took place during Bush's administration.

fahqfacebook1212
fahqfacebook1212

 @winsomelosesome *Benghazi ... when trying to look and/or sound intelligent it is best to use proper spelling and sentence structure. Also, making political hay out of when the current administration did or did not call an attack an act of terror does ABSOLUTELY ZERO towards helping anyone, ever (except for pundits who make bazillions of dollars spouting off about non-news to sheeple such as yourself). If you cared this much about 4 dead US citizens, where were you when we attacked Iraq and got embroiled in that fiasco, costing us 1,000's of American lives for ABSOLUTELY ZERO gain? Were you protesting the pointless lose of American lives based on ABSOLUTELY ZERO evidence that the "Iraqi enemy" was a threat to us? Or were you one of those that kept telling me how unpatriotic I was for not support a sitting President in a time of war? Funny how circumstance changes your core convictions .. most likely this stems for you lacking a moral compass and needing others (Fox, Rush, churches, etc.) to [falsely] tell you right from wrong.

 

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

 @winsomelosesome Yes, because four people dead is so much greater than the death and damage brought on by this hurricane.

And you wonder why we make fun of you tea baggers?

You show your ignorance daily. 

webmonster
webmonster

 @winsomelosesome Unlike his predecessor who waited until Katrina made a mess of New Orleans before acting, Obama's FEMA began moving in before the storm hit.

littlelizard45
littlelizard45

 @winsomelosesome

 " shows up at a photo op to show he cares"..kind of like the staged photo op showing that Romney cares when he "collected " food stuff that was bought by his staff at Walmart. Food that the RC said they didn't want or need. Food that the staff gave to supporters so they could be videoed giving it back to Romney. Staged photo ops like Lyin Ryan barging into a homeless shelter AFTER everyone was fed, AFTER everything was cleaned up, and washing already clean pots and pans. And worse yet actually having his wife and kids participate in the sham. He was there only lond enough for the pics to be taken, then off on the road again. Same as when Romney finished his "food drive" and all the pics were taken, he's off to Florida to talk about it. Are you talking about those kinds of fake photo ops ??

grbeachbums95
grbeachbums95

 v ery well stated!  there is light in the darkness. nov. 6 cant get here soon enough.the old  (kenyan-flash)obama will be sent packing back to old sunny chicago with his rat pack!  @winsomelosesome 

tramar
tramar

 @winsomelosesome You must be on the same shit that Rush takes. Have you forgotten how long it took Bush to respond to Katrina victims, you wing nut?!!! It is B-E-N-G-H-A-Z-I, you pea brain! I see you wasted your time in school and now trying to waste ours, you are dismissed, you illiterate fool!

 

gtharby2
gtharby2

 @winsomelosesome Remember the outstanding job Bush did with Katrina, and the skilled leader who did a heck of a job that was appointed to FEMA?

 

Me neither

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

 @winsomelosesome

 Rant and rave like a card holding frightwing teabag troglodyte. The idiot in chief is YOU.  Faux News was just giving another Repub his weekly alloted airtime. You got a problem with fair and balanced?  Christie just did a Mittens flip flop, you got a problem? You're even more of an asshole than the head asshole. Allen West.

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

 @winsomelosesome Sounds like someone is off their Prozac and listening to FAR too much FAUX.  I guess he did not hear the news about the CIA in Bengasi...that THANKS to FAUX, an operation was compromised.

ChazStevensGenius
ChazStevensGenius

 @grbeachbums95 Actually I was voted Best Of by this very same newspaper... I was 2010 Activist of the Year.

Can you remind all of us again what you did that year that was of substance?

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Good Google.  It looks like there were twelve.  None caused by a video.  Were there any ambassadors murdered while we sat on our fat asses? 

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @fahqfacebook1212

 Sorry for my misspelling of Bengazi.  I did find out that Bengasi was an Italian actor/director.  I guess I must not be a 1 per center.  As far as the straw person you create to attack.  Have at it if it justifies the crudness. Truth is, you know nothing about me except what you create in your mind.  If that helps, if that's what gets you through a day...glad to help.  have fun talking to yourself and your toy soldiers.'

josephvictorious
josephvictorious

 @smdrpepper  @winsomelosesome The problem Idiot that you fail to realize is that  Obama let our Boys Died and wasn't held accountable when he had the resources to stop it. The Hurricane he could not stop. Get the difference Moron? I doubt it. 

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @smdrpepper

 There  is no qualification when talking about loss of life. To trivialize it by comparing numbers is foolish.  The problem is what coul d have been done...and wasn't.  And, you know it will come out. 

 

BTW.  Catagorization makes it easier to hate.  Lessons learned in America long ago.  Like all the names people are/were called...All the denegrations of races and religions  Teabagger is a continuation of that. Reminds me of how long we have to go.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @littlelizard45

 Sure, if you'd like.  Anything to take the focus off the past 4 years of economic failure. Where's the President today?  Back on the campaign trail, no where near New Jersey.  His work's done there.  He won't be back for quite a while.  Time to move along.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @tramar

Let's see how the recovery goes.  It will be a long drawn out effort.  Tensions will increase as people become more desperate. I believe whomever is elected will do what is in his power to help..

 

I don't think you'll hear Romney saying, "Where's your dolla."

 

Thanks for the help on Benghazi.  Capital letters no less.  Someone preceded you but I appreciate the heads up.  Everyone will know how to spell it soon.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @tramar

 Oh, when You were calling me names you forgot one...Retard.  As in "I bowl like a retard.'

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

I don't need Fox to read emails sent.  I'm not on the  Kool-Aid.  However it sounds like any scrap in misleading info will do for some. Videos anyone?  And Prozac is no where near what those families will need.  Sorry, bro.  This one's serious for me. 

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Funny, coming from you but, duly noted................. 4 days

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

 @winsomelosesome

 Executive privilege? He'd just be tasking a page out of the Republican handbook.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Thanks...Ambassador, Diplomat, it doesn't matter.  That's tragic. I could quibble about the difference between a suicide bomber and a planned attack on the anniversary of 9/11 but that is not the main point.  I don't believe the administration is being honest with us on this.  I believe this has dribbled out because of election politics.  I just hope, if Obama gets re-elected, he doesn't invoke Executive Privilege on the investigation

webmonster
webmonster

@winsomelosesome I was being conservative in my number... Sure were. March 2, 2006, U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan Suicide car bomber killed four, including a U.S. diplomat directly targeted by the assailants.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @TheVoiceOfRaisins

 I KNEW I eventually would run into the Enlish teacher who gave me that "C" in college. :)

Thanks for the analysis.  I may not spell things correctly, I may mix metaphores and analogies but, by and large, I think people know what I mean.  They must, because it sure brings out their vitriol.

TheVoiceOfRaisins
TheVoiceOfRaisins

 @winsomelosesome  Well, strictly speaking, that was not a straw man fallacy. This word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

 

fahqfacebook2012 didn't misrepresent your position and then proceed to discredit your position by discrediting the misrepresented elements of your argument. 

 

He said that your insistence that the event is a travesty in the first place is ridiculous and (making an assumption about your supposed past support of the Iraq war) disingenuous.

 

Then he said you have no moral compass and must reply on outside sources to tell you what to think. 

 

So straw man, no. Personal insult, sure! 

 

And while I tend not to stoop to correcting spelling errors when playing troll on the internet, "justify the crudness" was hilarious; keep them coming.

 

Oh, and typically, "1 percenter" refers to wealth, not intelligence.

 

cheers.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

I presume you meant this for smdrpepper.  If it was meant for me at least the name you called me was among the mildest I've received to date.

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