Donald Trump, Birther and Noted Philanthropist, Calls for a Revolution

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Donald Trump was a tad butthurt last night when it was announced that non-American-born Barack HUSSEIN Obama had won reelection.

This, despite the world-shattering challenge Trump laid out for Obummer when he graciously offered a $5 million donation to charity if the so-called president released his college transcripts.

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Donation. Extortion. Let's not split hairs here.

The point is, The Donald was mad. So he did what every teenaged girl does when she loses. He took to Twitter and demanded that America revolt over the travesty that is going into a booth and pressing a button for the guy you want to be president!

Oh. Wait.

That's right.

He deleted them.

Well, through the power of wizardry and black magic that we Obama supporters magically received when we voted for the Kenyan Afrikaanus, we are still able to see Trump's inane tantrum.

Just kidding. We took a screengrab of the tweets before he deleted them. Obama uses his wizardry only to hide his birth certificate.

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- "He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!"

OK, Combover McDipshit. First of all, no he didn't lose the popular vote by a lot. It's a wonder you've declared bankruptcy at least four times. How much money you have in the bank, Donald? "I have a lot of millions." 

Secondly, the popular vote has and always will mean DICK. Electoral votes are the way we tally things up here. 

- "The loser one!" Up is down, left is right, black is white, day is night!  (ALSO, TRUMPY PANTS, IT'S THE LOSER WON. NOT "ONE.")

- "We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!"

It's a travesty that one candidate was voted by more people than another! LET'S MARCH, YOU GUYS.


Holy assballs, that was a fantastic meltdown!

Can we have an election every night? It would be worth it just to see The Donald lose his shit like a teenaged girl who just heard her supercute crush is doing it with that crazy twat Linda!

Don't you go changin', Combover McDipshit. 

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side_fx
side_fx

Say what you will about the French, but they sure set the blade, er, bar when it came to revolutions.

fivestars670
fivestars670

Trump, should be condemned, to walk in Central Park, with 20,000 pigeons flying overhead; and, zeroed on that mess-of-a-nest, he wears on his stupid head. The outcome will show how (Full-Of-Xcrement) he is!!!

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

I think someone should whisper into his ear that the rich guys are the ones who end up against the wall in a revolution.  In other words, it would be the republicans that would end badly if a revolution happened.

Damn Trump is a douche.

IrvingFeiner
IrvingFeiner

Great idea.  First thing we do is take all the towers from the rich guys.

1sgbeast
1sgbeast

 @smdrpepper Where do you get that Republicans stand up for rich guys who do you think is on of the biggest Obama donors George Soros is he a poor person? The point is what country uses the electoral college, that allows 8 states to determine the election. This system needs to change the president won the popular vote but if I was a democrat in Texas would I be motivated to vote?

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

 @1sgbeast Have you not been paying attention at ALL to whats been going on with republicans?  Adlson, Koch Brothers, corporate backing, and thats just to name a few.

All you throw out is Soros for supporting Obama?  And he has not contributed a quarter of what Adlson threw to every other republican candidate.

I am sorry, but man you need to open your eyes.  Ignorance on this scale is just sad.

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