Allen West Threw a Goodbye Barbecue for His Supporters

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About 300 or so Allen West supporters gathered on Monday night for the Allen West Goodbye and Thanks for All the Crazy BBQ.

It was apparently a night of BBQ, thank yous, and obscure military references at his campaign headquarters in Stuart.

West, who finally conceded to Patrick Murphy when he realized that the recount he insisted on actually gave him an even larger margin of defeat, addressed his loyal supporters as only West knows how: by referencing American battles and shoehorning a Revolution-era quote to express... something.

Either way, West won't stop talking. Because real American leaders have voices that never disappear.

"Leaders don't need a title to be able to lead," West told the crowd. "They can continue to stand up for the principles and values that make this the longest-running constitutional republic that the world has ever known. So you will not see my voice disappearing."

West also quoted Thomas Paine's "These are the times that try men's souls" line from his revolutionary American Crisis pamphlets of 1776. Because losing a race in a Florida district and having a president you disagree with win reelection is the same thing the Founding Fathers fought and bled for.

"We will overcome this fiscal crisis," West said to his supporters. "We will overcome this energy independence crisis. We will defeat the enemies that want to destroy us and our best ally in the world that is Israel. We will be triumphant. The harder the conflict, the greater the triumph will be."

Truly inspiring words from a guy who did absolutely nothing in his one and only term as congressman. Unless you count him calling Obama a Socialist, Muslims evil, Debbie Wasserman Schultz "vile," women a hindrance to men, Obama supporters dumb, and people who live off government programs "slaves," then he totally did a lot, and Thomas Paine would seriously be impressed.

"So don't come here tonight crying over your barbecue," he continued. "Come here tonight and understand that at this place at this time, there will be an awakening that will go forth all across the United States of America, and you can tell your children that on the 26th of November 2012 that you stood here right where it began."

The awakening starts right here at our barbecue! Just as soon as I'm done with these corn niblets, we're totally going to revolution all up in this place!

Oh, Allen. We miss you already!



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11 comments
winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Ahhh. The obsession continues............

ralph4america
ralph4america

THIS IS AN UNSPEAKABLE TRAGEDY FOR FLORIDA AND ALL OF AMERICA!!!!!

HOW CAN PEOPLE’S CONSCIENCES BE SO SEARED THAT THEY WOULD OPT FOR ALCOHOLISM, COMMUNISM, POPERY AND TREASON?!?!?!?.

AT LEAST, WE CAN ENJOY ONE MORE LAST CHRISTMAS, BEFORE THIS PUNK TAKES OFFICE!!!!

http://americaphile.wordpress.com/tag/the-murphia/

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

No he will never go away, of his own accord. I envision this man ending up in a bell tower with a sniper rifle. Batshit crazy man without an ounce of humility. Has he congratulated Patrick Murphy yet?

gimmesamore
gimmesamore

From the bully pulpit to the barbecue pit... oh how the not so mighty fall!

JoeMamma
JoeMamma

criminal?  partisan much?   wacko, sure. but crimial? no.  

post up your exmaples.

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

No, we really dont miss this criminal.  And if he could be prosecuted for his lies, he would never get out of prison which is where he should be. 

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

@ralph4america Yeah a real tragedy.  We fired a war criminal who did absolutely NOTHING in office other than show up on FAUX to complain and make up conspiracy theories.

Whatever will we do without that waste of oxygen in office?

ralph4america
ralph4america

@smdrpepper @ralph4america  

YOU  HAVE PATHETICALLY CHOSEN A  ZERO OVER  A HERO!!!! 

A  “HYPHENATED” “AMERICAN” OVER A REAL AMERICAN!!!

A PUNK WHO FOUGHT BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET SERVED OVER A MAN WHO SERVED TO FIGHT!!!!

“ERIN” [BWAHAHAHAHA] OVER AMERICA!!!!!

THE LEPRECHAUN LANGUAGE OVERTHE LANGUAGE OF THE KING JAMES BIBLE!!!!!

COMMUNISM OVER LIBERTY!!!!

“NOLLAIG SHONA DUIT” [BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!]  OVER “MERRY CHRISTMAS”!!!!

SATAN-WORSHIP OVER “IN GOD WE TRUST”!!!!!

DESTITUTION OVER PROSPERITY!!!!!

FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, GURU MAGGOTS, PATTERNS, KNEE-CAPPING, CELTIC F.C. SUPPORTERS, GLUE-SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISITIONS, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, EXTREME UNCTION, TERRORISM, “HOLY” WELLS, THE GAA, SPAGHETTI LEFT IN WASHING MACHINES, ATTACKS ON PIZZERIAS, THE MASS AND SOCIALIST MEDICINE OVER OUR PRECIOUS FREEDOMS!!!!

%%s

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

@ralph4america Someone is off his prozac..  You know they have made many leaps of progress in the area of anti psychotic drugs.  Perhaps you should look into those.  They might even let you out of your straight jacket afterward.

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