Allen West Loses to Patrick Murphy; Fox News to Gain a Crazy Person

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It's a sad day for Commie hunters and fans of men who force their wives to have buttsex everywhere -- and kind of a bittersweet morning for the Pulp this morning.

Several sources are reporting that Allen West has lost his bid for reelection to Patrick Murphy for Florida's 18th District.

(But West moved there based solely on the fact that he'd have a more excellent chance of winning so he can continue to call Obama an apologist and point out all the Communists! THIS IS MADNESS.)

Did we say bittersweet?

Sorry.

We meant:

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With 99 percent of the precincts reporting by 2:30 this morning (roughly around the time Obama finally showed up to deliver his victory speech! Just like a Kenyan to show up late! Hurmph!), Murphy led West by 2,000 votes.

An hour before that, Murphy was already declaring himself the winner.

Of course, the race is so close that a winner hasn't officially been declared yet. But NBC declared it anyway.

By 6 a.m., Murphy had 160,328 votes to West's 157,872 (or 50.4 percent to 49.6 percent), with 100 percent precincts reporting.

We'd say that's pretty definitive, if razor thin. Or perhaps it's a SOCIALIST PLOT to take West down.

Murphy hit the stage at his victory rally, telling supporters that NBC had called it. West's party, meanwhile, shut down shortly after midnight, which is both sad and glorious at the same time.

Of course, with the tally being this close, we can expect West to probably challenge it and demand a recount. Because he's kind of a dick.

But with West losing, he's now free to expand his COMMIE HUNTING ways and Obama-bashing crusade to a broader audience when Fox News inevitably gives him his own show.

For now, we hang our head and bid farewell to Allen West. And admit that we're going to miss the shit out of bashing him here on the Pulp.

(We probably will still bash him as soon as he gets that show.)

So long, Allen. We'll miss you.

Thanks for all the crazy!



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24 comments
utrue2012
utrue2012

Thank God crazy lost, we deserve much better. 

BigBill
BigBill

Allen West will have a hard time now that he hasn't been able to get a government job. Well, happy holidays and I hope everybody get good gifts now that Obama has been re-elected http://thechno.notlong.com

foutjmike41
foutjmike41

Fu%k finally nwo is right around the corner plus we all get health care law that says we all need to be microchiped so I can just get scanned when grocery shopping and scanned at my doctors plus if I'm lost they can just GPS me and find me this is the best time to be a Amerikcan plus I qualify for food stamps this is fn awesome let's just shred the bill of rights and constitution..

DBNY
DBNY

Wow!  What an intellectually challenging piece to write.  You must be the smartest one in your family as well as among your friends.  To disparage a war veteran and someone who was willing to sacrifice his life so you can spout off from your flaccid sphincter is definitely an achievement.  Congratulations!!  Keep up the good work!!!!!

texmaster
texmaster

West, you're out. Over. History.

 

Grow up you twit.

jgaines519
jgaines519

I sent money from Hawaii to defeat West!!!! Maybe he move in with Rush!!!!

SethPlatt
SethPlatt topcommenter

God Bless America

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

Finally, a possible return to sanity and accountability.

smdrpepper
smdrpepper

No more criminal West? 

Yeah I think I can console myself over that one.

Too bad he will end up having a show on FAUX "news", probably with Bachman.  You know, crazy extremist show!

Course I should find out if she lost or not..But now that this idea is out in the world you KNOW its gonna get snatched up.

soflawordsmith
soflawordsmith

Can't wait to see all the entertaining fireworks coming from the Cain-West ticket in 2016. Hillary and Debbie W-S will have their hands full against that Shaft team, so to speak.

Sheila Pechman
Sheila Pechman

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY...don't let the door hit you on your ass on your way out West.

dorizinn
dorizinn

It's just really unfortunate because you'll have to fill half your blog with something *other than* Allen West blasphemy. And that's like, the best part of it.

joeshmoe3333
joeshmoe3333

@texmaster he probably grew up serving 20 years in the military killing scum. I'd say scum like you but your not worth the price of a bullet from an American's weapon.

mbrown
mbrown

Send that fool along with Herman Cain to somewhere where they can learn something.

joeshmoe3333
joeshmoe3333

@KennyPowersII especially with Obamass in office again. Über-accountability. Hope his dumb arse sleeps well knowing he had those Americans murdered in Lybia. Can't wait till he is finally proven responsible for being a lazy POS and not providing the security needed when requested. If only he had the balls of West or Cain. He would perhaps be a proud black man. Till he grows a pair he will always be a chucklehead at best. God help is all

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

 @dorizinn  I nominate Marco Rubio as the target for political discussion.

joeshmoe3333
joeshmoe3333

@mbrown how does it feel being a pig racist?

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