Allen West Gets an Invite to Run for Office in Georgia

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International Commie Hunter and wooer of women everywhere Allen West may have lost his bid for Florida's 18th District (or so that's what the socialists would have you believe!), but that doesn't mean he can't take his batshit nuttery someplace else.

In fact, Sue Everhart, chairman of the Georgia Republican Party, has given an open invitation to West to run for office there.

West, an Atlanta native, is still fighting to get a recount, however. So he's a little busy right now.

"I would be glad to have him come back to Georgia and at some point run here," Everhart told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

She also called West "one of the finest congressmen this country's ever had." Because of all the times he went on Fox News and called the president a socialist, presumably. Also that time he said people on food stamps were enslaved. And that time he called Debbie Wasserman Schultz a vile person. Also, that time he called Islam an evil religion.

Yes. A fine congressman, indeed.

Everhart also said she'd do whatever she could to help him, if West decided to run in Georgia.

"I would certainly try to help him because he has done his job. The way he ran his race didn't in any way interfere with the job he did. He ran as a Republican, a conservative Republican."

Yup. All he did during the race was say Democrats are afraid of the black GOPers and came up with conspiracy theories about the positive unemployment numbers.

And yet, he lost.

Hrm.

Anyway, as we pointed out, West is still very much entrenched in doing what he can to get a recount because there's just no way he lost to Patrick Murphy. Even though, when the ballots were counted, it says that he did.

You win this round, math!



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winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

If he does run in Georgia, I'm sure it will be well covered by The Pulp.  Because it will be so important to South Florida.

ChazStevensGenius
ChazStevensGenius

Dear People in Charge of Things.

Is it politically incorrect to say this guy sucks "monkey balls."  Or is "sucks donkey dick" the preferred vernacular these days?

Sincerely;

Chaz Stevens, a real live fookin' Socialist

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

 @winsomelosesome

 He needs to pack his carpetbag and run to Georgia right this minute. You need to be carrying his bag.

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

 @winsomelosesome

 Asshole Allen West has the perfect job for you. You can carry his carpetbag  to wherever he thinks his best chance of an election win might be. You can help him spend all that Kock Bros money that didn't elect him this time.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @riverrat69

 Waaa  Waaa.  There. I'm done.

3 years and 51 weeks left to cry over how shitty this economy is gonna be..

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Tired of the inane name calling so I guess I'll just have to sink to your level.  YOUR head leftwingloonass.  He's YOUR obsession. 

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