Allen West Concedes Election to Patrick Murphy, Finally

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After a heated contest for the 18th District, a vote tally that saw him lose, a partial recount that saw him lose, and another recount that saw him lose even more, Allen West is finally, for real, no kidding this time, officially conceding the election to Patrick Murphy.

West released a statement Tuesday morning saying he was taking no further action in contesting the election results.

You can read the full concession statement here.

WARNING: It's what you might expect from West -- long, pedantic and soaked in narcissism.

He also said that he was praying for Murphy to put the interest of the nation ahead of his own and that he would serve with honor and integrity, which we're pretty sure puts the irony meter at 200 decibels.

So, there you have it. Allen West is officially done.

"For two weeks since Election Day, we have been working to ensure every vote is counted accurately and fairly. We have made progress towards that goal, thanks to the dedication of our supporters and their unrelenting efforts to protect the integrity of the democratic process. While many questions remain unanswered, today I am announcing that I will take no further action to contest the outcome of this election."

"I pray [Patrick Murphy] will serve his constituents with honor and integrity, and put the interests of our nation before his own."

God speed, Colonel Commie Hunter. May your quest to vanquish the socialists you think you see never die!



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22 comments
texmaster
texmaster

Just like I kept saying.....sometimes you gotta flush twice.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

Happy days are here again. The despicable turd is outta here. Now do something Patty Murphy.

frankd4
frankd4 topcommenter

well now i guess ALLEN WEST is out loose on the street and of course if he had been elected at least we would have known where he was at all times

WARNINGs should be issued to the local TV station locations as he will soon be suffering from withdrawls of the spotlight and may break-into on-air newscasts to satisfy his dependancy on appearing on LIVE braodcasts

i would also send an APB to all karioki bars as well as the Broward Center for the Performing Arts where he might try to commandeer the microphone or stage

these are DANGEROUS times now that he's loose - maybe we should have elected him just to keep him OFF THE streets and away from the general public

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

Now we get to hear Asshole Allen everyday on the Faux News Ministry of Propaganda.

GregfromDelray
GregfromDelray

@byChrisJoseph "praying for Murphy to put his own interest ahead of the nation".......probably meant the other way...

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

@winsomelosesome  Same church different pew.Marco is the illegitimate offspring of Ileana Ros Lehtinen, the Cuban expatriate godmother.

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

@winsomelosesome 

Marco, the anchor baby, hypocrite buybull thumper needs to follow Asshole Allen out the same door.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII topcommenter

@riverrat69 That would be a choice that I do not have to make., having no desire to listen/watch the insanity.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

@KennyPowersll

Like the lineage.  "Say helloo to my lil friend."

Can't begin to imagine Debby's family tree but, like you, illlegitimatecy comes to mind.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

@riverrat69  Yea. Right behind obnoxious, air head, blubber/blabber mouth Wasserman-Shultz.  Wait, maybe she can go on 5 talk shows and explain Administration policy.  She's sooo good at that.  And so willing to work across the isle.  Yea, that's the ticket.

Her continual re-election is more than enough evidence of the idiotic mental acuity of her district

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

I'm sure you'll remind me.  Don't forget "Awesome Debby."

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

@riverrat69

"And I don't want any Dem working across the line. It's time they drew the line."

LOL  Hello cliff.  This here's riverrat69.

riverrat69
riverrat69 topcommenter

@winsomelosesome

Yea right. Asshole Allen took his carpet bag to a new district because he was afraid he'd lose in the 22nd. He lost to a neophite. Wasserman-Shultz gets re-elected. Your teabag reactionary philosophy does't fly. And I don't want any Dem working across the line. It's time they drew the line.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

@chrisjoseph13

If "Simple" intelligence is what you're looking for, you're in the right political party. 

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

@winsomelosesome Simple intelligence is actually a pretty important quality I like in my leaders. BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

@chrisjoseph13

Not holding my breath.  You might want to ask her how old the earth is, exactly, because it's such an important question.

Nice to be able to define your areas of outrage a little bit better, tho.  Dolphs don't play on Thurs. so you'll be able to enjoy your turkey.  Have a good one.

Cya

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

@winsomelosesome When she does something awful, like hate mongering people's sexuality or religious preferences, I'll be sure to add her to the list. 

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