Top Seven Reasons Broward Beaches Are Better Than Miami Beach's
Sure, summer is officially over, but this is South Florida. It's summer here practically all year long. And as the snowbirds begin to descend upon our cities, it's high time we take a look at what the best beach options are for us -- if going to the beach to lie out, take in some sun, and have a drink or two is something you find awesome.
Sure, Miami Beach is sexier, hipper, cooler. But this list is about beaches.
Once you peel back the deco-colored veneer, what you're left with is sand, sun, and ocean. Here now are seven reasons Broward beaches are better than Miami Beaches:
7. Getting Around
South Beach is cool for cruising and having people look at your car and judging you, if that's your thing. But beaches in Broward are built around the simple concept that people just want to go to the beach and do beachy things. Arrive, park, get out, lie down. Boom. There's always parking to be found with meters or garages, and there are no overly congested streets littered with hipsters on their scooters or douchebags in their convertibles.
South Beach is trendy! Ooh look at me with my mojito making a duckface for a picture in front of the Clevelander! Fuck trendy. You want trendy, go to the Sawgrass Mills Mall, hit up the Nordstrom rack, and buy yourself a pair of chinos. Otherwise, who gives a shit? You came here to enjoy a day at the beach. Sand, sun, wind, alcohol, swimming. Sure, P Diddy may not have sat at this particular Hollywood bar, but the booze is pretty much the same exact shit they serve anywhere else on Ocean Drive. And cheaper too!