Top 10 Miami Heat Haters in the Media

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The Miami Heat will begin their NBA title defense next week. It's been a harrowing journey since the Big Three came together in the Summer of 2010. The whole world watched and hated and delighted when they failed to beat the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals.

Then they were forced to eat it hard when LeBron and the boys brought home the hardware in 2012.

No one ate it harder than the national media, which not only fed the hatred but openly rooted for Miami to fail and collapse.

So as the Heat approach the new season, we count down the ten biggest Heat haterz in the media, and wonder how they like their crow cooked:

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10. Adrian Wojnarowski (Yahoo! Sports): He's not so much a part of the HATERZ as he just seems to play to the crowd. Which is a shame, because Wojnarowski is a pretty good NBA columnist. Throughout the two years LeBron's been with the Heat, Woj would trot out the "Heat Experiment Is Soft And Won't Work" meme. Look at this heaping pile of raccoon shit.

The LeBron James experiment not only teetering on COLLAPSE. But Erik Spoelstra is SOFT.

It's like he looked up the most Googled words people look up when they want to read about the Heat, and threw them together in a mangled mess of a column.

The only relevance to James' words in the locker room is the absence of malice over losing, the sense that a Game 5 loss when Rajon Rondo, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen missed 32 of 43 shots is somehow palatable. Hey, we were close. We had our chances. What else can you ask for? The superstar doesn't ask for anything else: he demands it. Of himself, of others.

Mind you, this was written before Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals when the so-called Failed Experiment unleashed his Cobra Dick on the entire city of Boston to the tune of 45 motherfucking points.

But, no, TOTALLY in collapse, guy.


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winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Excellent!  This is so much better than your politics

GregfromDelray
GregfromDelray

@byChrisJoseph should maintain this list throughout the season...add a "Hating Up / Hating Down" stock watch...see where they end the season

ABrooklynFin
ABrooklynFin

@byChrisJoseph oh my god, I hadn't seen that Mark Cuban clip. Shit was beautiful!!

ErnieCRK13
ErnieCRK13

good shit dude, as usual RT @byChrisJoseph In case you missed it earlier, my Top 10 Miami Heat Haters in the Media: http://t.co/NGSyNcr8

JFox320
JFox320

Riddle me this, @byChrisJoseph why does it seem like koa misi going Chris brown on a neighbor isn't that big a deal?

vorhese81
vorhese81

@byChrisJoseph Awesome work as always but I'm thinking after yesterday's shenanigans @WindhorstESPN deserves a dishonorable mention

KevinCMayer
KevinCMayer

@byChrisJoseph I may or may not have masturbated while reading this.

Jewish_Jeff
Jewish_Jeff

@NewTimesBroward gotta have bucher and barry higher... I'd have bucher at 1 over @RealSkipBayless, who atleast gave heat some props

G_Nazari
G_Nazari

@byChrisJoseph @AMas92 Love it -- excellent as usual!!!

AMas92
AMas92

@byChrisJoseph typo. They came together in the summer of 2010. Not 2011 lol

FatHand
FatHand

Good column, although I'm a little surprised no NewTimes writers showed up on this list. That shit used to drive me insane.

8RY8RY
8RY8RY

@byChrisJoseph @amas92 wow. Perfect.

ipeneIope
ipeneIope

@byChrisJoseph That Mark Cuban video is AMAZING! Simply amazing!

SoFlaSportsFan
SoFlaSportsFan

@byChrisJoseph This is a perfect reminder for the casual Heat fan that is a little bored with winning (and those tools are out there).

ralphyboy6996
ralphyboy6996

@byChrisJoseph "Gregg Doyell can eat 100 percent of LeBron's penis." You sir, are amazing. God bless your soul.

librapaj
librapaj

@byChrisJoseph @AMas92 This wins today's best thing on the internet. Fucking amazing.

byChrisJoseph
byChrisJoseph

@JFox320 Cuz we're winning! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

JFox320
JFox320

@byChrisJoseph lol oh got it. High motor high character! I think I'm gonna be a fins zombie for Halloween.

AMas92
AMas92

@byChrisJoseph Great read. I wish I had made a Beadle LelBron.

ChaIMSIev
ChaIMSIev

@AMas92 @fesnard @byChrisJoseph How...

AMas92
AMas92

@fesnard @bychrisjoseph That pic is so great I'm going to do that.

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