Obama Wins Third and Final Debate With Horses and Bayonets

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Round three of the presidential debates was last night. And people who went in expecting to have their asses blown off with the two candidates going at each other for a final climactic showdown were mildly disappointed.

No asses were blown off here, unfortunately.

The main take-aways from the debate: Mitt Romney doesn't know where Syria is, neither candidate talked about Cuba in a FOREIGN POLICY DEBATE, and the Internet LOVES a good meme.

See Also: - Live Blog: Rumble in Boca 2012, Obama and Romney Presidential Debate! - Photos: Final 2012 Presidential Debate at Lynn University

Everyone mount up on their horses and grab a bayonet!

Let's recap this sucker!

- Romney wants us to forget about China and focus instead on South America

"The opportunities for us in Latin America, we just have not taken advantage of fully. As a matter of fact, Latin America's economy is almost as big as China. Latin America is huge opportunity for us. Time zone, language opportunities."

Romnon wants us to forget about them China people and instead focus on South America! Because of SPANISH! Also, TIMEZONES!

- The Cold War's been over for twenty years


"Governor, when it comes to our foreign policy, you seem to want to import the foreign policy of the 1980s, just like the social policies of the 1950s, and the economic policy of the 1920s."

Obama didn't just stop there. The president reloaded his sock full of pennies and smacked Romney in the face with, "I know you haven't been in a position to actually execute foreign policy, but every time you've offered an opinion, you've been wrong."

Case in point: In this very debate, Romney called Syria Iran's route to the sea.

Except that, no.

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winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Yea.  Bayonets and Horses are really going to get America back to work.  the Idiot in Chief still doesn't have a clue.  Now he's coming out with a pamphlet if HIS economic plan. 'Cause that sounded pretty good when Ole Mitt did it.  Think I'll give it a try "Bama style.  LOL.  Just a grumpy loser of a President last night.

 

 

Mr. President.  If we're going the simpleton route. This is an idea.  Someone who takes it and develops it for sale is an entepreneur.  The  entepreneur creates jobs.  I know it's difficult but try to follow along.

Krecinos
Krecinos

@byChrisJoseph rocky III

FatHand
FatHand

I don't think he was proposing bayonets as an economic solution. But I guess it's possible I misunderstood, and that instead of a sarcastic reaction to Romney's "more boats" plan for the Navy, Obama really meant that he'd create new jobs via domestic bayonet factories and horse farms.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

LOLOLOL  I really did laugh out loud.  Excellent !!!

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

I know, you'e going to say Obama said he only had ONE.  And you can use the middle finger for that.

 

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

Yethsir  5 points. He did it so you only need the fingers of 1 hand to count 'em.

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

 @winsomelosesome Disagree that Obama's not invested. Think the hole was too big to dig out of in just four years. Also think the obstructionism hasn't helped. But, I see your point. We shall see, either way.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @chrisjoseph13 One last thing and it's what I truly believe.  Romney dose not give a shit about social issues.  He will say whatever it takes to appease those who do.  He DOES care passionately about the economy.  It's who he is and what he does.  He is consistent there.

Obama cares passionately about social issues. It is who HE is.  He does not care, that much, about the economy. Like Romney on social issues, he will take the next idea and go with it. The result has been a horrible recovery and advances on social issues. 

I'm going with the numbers guy.  The ecnomy is too important, for me, to be left in the hands of someone who is not really invested..

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

 @winsomelosesome He actually does have a substantive plan. You may not agree with it, but it's a plan.

 

Many an economist have said of the little Romney has revealed, it's not much of one. Also, he's been all over the map with what exactly his plan is since he began campaigning, not to mention Ryan's horrible budget plan.

 

But we can go back and forth all day.

winsomelosesome
winsomelosesome topcommenter

 @chrisjoseph13 What I want is an outline and a direction.  What you want are details you can label dipshittery.  Hell, a 5 point outline is a lot more than any of Obama's budgets.

The President HAS no plan OR outline.  Just 4 more years of stick with me and we can get this done.  Bullshit.  Time to get the hook.

chrisjoseph13
chrisjoseph13 writer

 @winsomelosesome Five "points" don't equal an economic plan. Know what does? ACTUAL. TANGIBLE. DETAILS. OF. SAID. PLANS.

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