Allen West Thinks Obama Cooked Today's Unemployment Rate Numbers
In case you haven't heard, the unemployment rate went down to 7.8 percent -- the lowest in four years -- thanks to the addition of 114,000 jobs September and big upward revisions for July and August.
Politically, it's good news for Obama, since he's been taking a beating after his bland debate performance.
It's also good news for America.
Or is it... a dark hidden Socialist Nazi conspiracy??
Former General Electric CEO Jack Welch seems to think so, tweeting out the following this morning:
"Unbelievable jobs numbers..these Chicago guys will do anything..can't debate so change numbers"
And you'll NEVER guess who agrees with this assclownery.
Yup. Corporal Dipshit.
I agree with former GE CEO Jack Welch, Chicago style politics is at work here. Somehow by manipulation of data we are all of a sudden below 8 percent unemployment, a month from the Presidential election. This is Orwellian to say the least and representative of Saul Alinsky tactics from the book "Rules for Radicals"- a must read for all who want to know how the left strategize . Trust the Obama administration?
You agree with an asinine conspiracy theory about Obama? YOU DON'T SAY.
West goes on to say that these numbers seem fishy because things were bleak just a little while ago and now, uh, they aren't as bleak. The power of reasoning!
One would think that if the Obama administration were manipulating numbers, the rate never would've been so crappy in the first place. Ah! But Obama KNEW he would lose the first debate months ago and devised a plan to keep the unemployment rate low, to look superbad and then, leading up to the moment he knew he'd get beat in the debate, releasing BOGUS numbers a mere two days after.
Even though the change is three-tenths of 1 percent, from 8.1 percent to 7.8 percent. But THAT'S THE GENIUS OF THE CONSPIRACY!
Gary Burtless, an economist at the Brookings Institution, in Washington, D.C., told ABC News: "I would be very skeptical of any claims the job statistics are manipulated."
But what does that guy know?
All of this prompted the secretary of labor, Hilda L. Solis, to actually have to tweet out the following:
"Since 1915 @BLS_gov has provided credible employment data for our nation. BLS civil servants are professionals & I stand by their work!"
The dipshittery of the GOP knows no bounds.
When Obama loses a debate fueled by mountains and mountains of proven lies and untruths and horseshit, GOPers lose their shit and light their hair on fire. When Obama scores a win, it's obviously a massive Orwellian conspiracy.
And then the labor secretary has to take her time to address the assclownery on Twitter.
The GOPers and their Teatard pals are officially the biggest trolls any sitting president has ever had to deal with.
They're also unimaginative, unoriginal assholes. But that's not exactly breaking news.