Adam Hasner Runs for Congress, Speaks at Luncheon, Serves Waffles
He's all earnest concern as he runs down the nation's problems. It's the usual GOP litany -- too much spending, too much taxing, too much regulation -- but he's determinedly nonpartisan: "Both parties are to blame for where our country is today." What could be more reasonable?
Hasner knows his crowd, and today's isn't for red meat. The candidate's famous, custom-made elephant-skin boots of red, white, and blue are nowhere to be seen -- not literally or metaphorically. Neither are they very far away, however, and Hasner can be as oily or as demagogic as the occasion demands. The restaurant he most regularly patronizes is the Waffle House.
Equally puzzling is how he illustrates the U.S. and the national debt. "Imagine a family making $52K a year, with $75K-a-year expenses and $325K debt." OK. Agreed. Not good. But then he adds: "They have no home, no assets." Huh? I mean, absolutely, let's deal with the debt. But the U.S. has no home? No assets? That's not the country we know.
Sure, we expect hyperbole, even sloppy thinking on the campaign trail. (Hasner's Poltifact score has him half-true or less more than half the time.) But Hasner has a history that puts him all over the map. Widely known as a "consummate Republican insider" during his time in Tallahassee (House majority leader for four years), he posed as an independent-minded outsider to court the
Hasner's wishy-washy (opportunist?) persona masks a loony streak, however -- either that or, Nixon-like, he's adept at the madman pose when convenient. His long association with crackpot Islamophobes like Pam Geller (pictured above, with Hasner) and Lake Worth Christian Zionist crusader/tax weasel Tom Trento shows Hasner's shameless political opportunism -- stirring up fear and serving it hot.
Fire Ant doesn't expect Hasner to be called on his hate-mongering by his Dem opponent, former West Palm Beach Mayor Lois Frankel. The current extremist craziness in Libya, Egypt and Yemen makes it difficult to do so, to thread the cloth of momentary passions with the needle of reasoned analysis. And both candidates are well aware of the importance of the Jewish vote in their district.
The candidates have agreed to two public debates in October, though, and Hasner won't get far playing Mr. Nice Guy there. Combativeness might as well be Frankel's middle name, and her political career is without a trace of taken prisoners. The nebbish-y Hasner on display in Lantana better not show up for those battles, and he'd better leave the waffles at home.
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