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| Rich Abdill |
| Read a book? Why not put it inside yourself? |
Plenty of attention has already been paid to the runaway success of E L James' erotic
50 Shades trilogy, but the phenomenon goes well past all
180 copies in the Broward County library system being checked out -- the scandalous series anchored by
Fifty Shades of Grey is also helping the Fort Lauderdale Hustler Hollywood store sell kinky accessories.
"SEX LUST LOVE BONDAGE," reads a display at the entrance of the store. "You only need one hand to hold this book."
The display promises to help you "live out your
Fifty Shades of Grey fantasy" and features Hustler-brand merch linked to the books, which sold 10 million copies in
their first six weeks on shelves. A manager says sales of all the
Fifty Shades-themed items are up, with one notable outlier:
"The Ben Wa balls are selling like hotcakes," he said. "Anything to do with Ben Wa balls."
If you are unfamiliar with
Ben Wa balls, this blog cannot be of too much help aside from telling you the invention is hundreds of years old and is designed for internal use.
Also in the display are "dare devil balls," "heart smackers," "flirty floggers," and "fetish fantasy cuffs."
GoodReads.com found Florida to be one of
the top states for Fifty Shades sales, though librarygoers up in Brevard County missed out on the
Twilight fan-fiction fun when their libraries yanked (heh) the
Fifty Shades books off of shelves after officials decided they were too spicy to be... uh... looked at by people.
...what are you waiting for? Get to it.