Spirit Airlines to Charge $100 For Carry-On Bag, Here's How to Pack
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|Wear nothing, and enjoy the ride.|
Never fear. The staffers at the Pulp have expert advice for avoiding all such fees.
Fly naked. We've suggested this before, and are still hoping it will become a trend.
Invest in a man purse. We're told they're all the rage in Managua.
Wear 14 layers of clothes, like Great-Uncle Ira did when he came to visit. Sweat through takeoff, and be nice and toasty by the time you reach grandma's house in Pittsburgh.
Insist your bag contains a toy poodle who will suffocate if stuffed into the overhead bin.
Pack nothing. Ransack a Wal-Mart when you reach your destination, taking care to thank the workers in China for your savings.