Good news for all you Marlins fans who were worried that you were going to have to pay prices inflated by people actually wanting to go to the games: Tickets for Sunday's game against the Mets are now online for as low as $2.99
, and tix for next Tuesday's game against the Pirates can be had for $1.40
. Looks like South Florida's already lost interest in the new stadium. Or in Ozzie "Fuckin' Grow Up, Motherfucker
" Guillen; take your pick.
There were tens of thousands of tickets available Thursday afternoon, so if you're in the mood to see the 16-15 Marlins, roll on over to StubHub and spend the change you find in between your couch cushions on a professional baseball game.