Allen West Says Democrats Are Like Nine-Foot-Tall Aliens That Eat People

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President Barack Hussein Obama (right).
This is not a satirical piece. It is real. No foolin', folks.

In a Facebook message posted Tuesday, Congressman Allen Bernard West continued his proud and stupid tradition of calling people names instead of proposing actual solutions. While the message is only 77 words long, not a single word of it has any actual meaning -- which seems a little disingenuous coming from a guy who says he is so very against "political propaganda."

It seems particularly specious this time: In the same message that he decries "intellectually dishonest rhetoric," Congressman Allen Bernard West says President Obama and his "liberal progressive disciples" were like giant, man-eating aliens.

"This is so reminiscent of the Twilight Zone episode 'To Serve Man,' " West wrote. "Obama and his liberal progressive disciples are the modern day Kanamits."

For those of you not intimately acquainted with insults taken out of television episodes from 1962, the Kanamits were a race of nine-foot-tall aliens that come to Earth and cure famine, blight, and nuclear warfare. They also bring in advanced technology to solve the world's energy problems. In other words, the Kanamits were acting like dirty, rotten progressives.

The problem, though, is that the Kanamits don't have noble intentions -- their kindness is really just a not-very-elaborate ruse to fatten up the human race so they can be carted back to the Kanamit home planet to be eaten. A Kanamit book called To Serve Man that was discovered by the humans turns out not to be about helping man at all -- it's a cookbook. (Get it? Serving man?)

Sorry for the spoiler, but you've had 50 years to enjoy the twist. The statute of limitations is way out. Also, though, OH MY GOD! THE PROGRESSIVES WANT TO EAT PEOPLE! Good thing West included the warning that people should not "fall for the intellectually dishonest rhetoric and become post-election day dinner America!"

This raises a big question, though -- if the left is guilty of "intellectually dishonest rhetoric," what on Earth (or on alien planets) is West guilty of? Here's the full message. If you can find any redeeming intellectual content in it, let me know, because it went way over my head:
Here we go again, the artful dodger, President Barack Hussein Obama, bribing the electorate with political gimmicks. We are witnessing a political propaganda program of Orwellian proportions designed to manipulate and deceive the American people. This is so reminiscent of the Twilight Zone episode "To Serve Man". Obama and his liberal progressive disciples are the modern day Kanamits. My warning to you all, don't fall for the intellectually dishonest rhetoric and become post-election day dinner America!

Please read:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303592404577361933928310366.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_AboveLEFTTop#printMode
Is there anything in that message that isn't name-calling? Is this really the level of dialogue we're supposed to expect from the guy who represents us in Congress? Even the link doesn't work right.

And it's not even original name-calling: West is recycling the "Kanamit" insult from a 2009 column he wrote for Wheels on the Road, a biker magazine that carried his writing. It regularly featured ingenius turns of phrase like "I find myself on the verge of total rage which is great for writing," "I am freaking mad as hell," and yes, in one column, "The media is simply seasoning us for the modern day Kanamits, the liberal socialists."

Is it possible? Has the Great Screeching Name-Caller run out of names? It doesn't matter. He'll just start right back at the top of the list.

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Marty Martin
Marty Martin

Allen West is a radical rightwinger- and will hopefully be ousted in November to spare his constitutents more embarrassment and jokes world wide.

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Joseph L Cooke
Joseph L Cooke

The solution has been proposed numerous times; rid the US of the liberal influence.

Pete Pepper
Pete Pepper

If this isnt the final nail in the coffin of the criminal West, I dont know what is.  Its now blatantly obvious he is one of those tin foil hat wearers, why would anyone want this lunatic anywhere near a semblance of power?  I would not trust him as a fry cook.

FQS9000
FQS9000

While the parable is extreme, West's heart is in the right place.  Liberals are not 9 feet tall and lots of them are vegetable butchers like Hitler.

Progressives, liberals, commies and Democraps all are very fond of some very foolish concepts: - Corporations are evil. - Government is good - Profit is bad - Rich people must be hammered into the mud - More regulations are better - Liberals know best - Freedom must be limited

This is why intelligent people think that Progressives, liberals, commies and Democraps are fools and must be thwarted and ridiculed. 

BSager892
BSager892

Is that ALL liberals, progressives and Democrats or just MOST of them?

sodo1979
sodo1979

FQS9000 - You are falling for all propaganda and fear mongering of the right. Fox News tells you that's how the left thinks so you believe it.

Rich Abdill
Rich Abdill

Some of these are pretty extreme, but when it comes to corporations being evil, isn't that the nature of capitalism? There's no money in being nice to people.

Seth Platt
Seth Platt

 Actually Corporate Social Responsibility has been demonstrated to produce profitability if done correctly, unfortunately many just use it as marketing gimmicks to whitewash their corporate misdeeds.

Here is a great infographic which demonstrates some of the fundamental differences between the two parties that does not regress to name calling and partisanism and may help explain the different POVs.http://www.informationisbeauti...

Lifelong Dem
Lifelong Dem

Capitalism gave us the Panic of 1837, the Panic of 1873, the Great Depression, and the Bush-Cheney Great Recession. Anybody who wants more of this is a cretin.

ROFLMAO at My Congressman
ROFLMAO at My Congressman

He is rehashing an old piece of his from one of those bike rags he wrote for after the last presidential election that is as far out there as I have seen this buffoon go, and that is light-years...  There is even more good fodder here in this original which has since been wiped from the web:

Lieutenant ColonelAllen B West (US Army, Retired)

 

“The Twilight Zone”

Greetings fellowSouth Florida riders, South Floridians, and Americans, here we are for anothermonthly installment of our Wheels on the Road political assessment. Thismonth’s title is appropriate because Rod Serling could not have written thisscript any better. Everyday we wake up and have to ask ourselves, “Are we insome kinda parallel universe”? Actually Serling had an episode which fitsappropriately.

Therefore I googledup what has to be my favorite Twilight Zone episode, “To Serve Man”. Here isthe synopsis of the episode, which was available upon search.

“A race of aliensknown as the Kanamits, they were tall, land on earth and promise to be nothingbut helpful to the cause of humanity. Initially wary of the intentions of sucha highly advanced race even the most skeptical humans are convinced when theircode-breakers begin to translate one of the Kanamit’s books with the seeminglyinnocuous title, “To Serve Man”.

Sharing theiradvanced technology, the aliens quickly solve all of the Earth’s greatest woes,eradicating hunger, disease, and the need for welfare. Soon humans arevolunteering for trips to the Kanamits’ home planet, which is supposedly aparadise.

All is not well,however, when a code-breaker discovers the Kanamits’ true intentions: Theirbook, “To Serve Man”, is a cookbook, and all their gifts were simply to makehumanity complacent, much like fattening pigs or cows before they areslaughtered.”

Here we are todayand the Kanamits are the far left liberals and their book is “Rules forRadicals” by Saul Alinsky.

How many peoplemindlessly followed, ok, well, I will not call him an alien, Obama’s emptyrhetoric of “change and hope”? How many were hypnotized by the promises ofeverything being taken care of and the seas rising.

 They justboarded that spaceship while others where telling them, beware. Now we arehearing people state, this is not what I voted for, too late, you have beenserved up on a plate.

One of the groupswhich is now trying to jump from the Obama spaceship is the Jewish communitywho voted about 78% as a block. All the while the American Jewish community wasbeing told about associations with Louis Farrakhan, Rev Jeremiah Wright, and KhalidRashidi. There were those warning them to read his book, “Dreams of my Father”where Obama said he would, “stand with his muslim brothers”. What did we hearback from the mindless lemmings? Obama loves Israel. Obama will not betrayIsrael.

My response, “Toserve Israel”.

Another group whichwholeheartedly drank the kool aid to the tune of 97% was my own blackcommunity. I cannot tell you how many times I had deep discussions with familyand friends about the 2008 Presidential elections. It would always end up withsomething like this, “Allen, you just hate him and I don’t care about thoseissues. I want a black president.” Well, they certainly indeed have a bi-racialmuslim raised President of whom they can now attribute a burgeoning nationalunemployment rate of 9.4%, which is probably doubled in the inner city blackcommunity.

And will Obama doanything about illegal immigration which denies the black community jobs, anddepresses wages?

 My response,“To serve Blacks”.

I remember electionnight when Obama was declared victor, kind of goes along with the wholeimperial Caesar image. On that night people stood in awe, similar to watchingthe Kanamits.

Obama made astatement which echoes in my mind, “Chicago is coming to Washington DC”. Well,it certainly has and all the corruption and coercive practices was in tow. Wehave seen a private sector CEO fired. Banks have been strong armed to not onlytake government funding but to also not repay TARP funds received. We have seenthe greatest automobile manufacturer in the world brought to its knees, nowowned by the government and unions.

Our healthcare isnow the new target and the remedy is not to have solutions driven by medicalprofessionals, just more government intervention. It will cost over $1Trillionand we have no idea as to how this will be paid for....here is a bet, rationingand higher taxes. But, everyone will have healthcare, no woes.

We have 16-19“Czars” who are unconstitutionally placed in positions to dictate and influenceNational policy but only answer to our imperial fearful leader. There is noCongressional oversight and these Czars are above the appointed Cabinetpositions. In essence, Chicago came to the White House and has created a shadowgovernment.

I watched thisPresident deliver a speech before a university in Cairo (not Georgia where thesyrup is made) Egypt loaded with historical inaccuracies. It was a speechwhich, again, made a point of apologizing for America and appeasing the vilestof enemies with whom we are embroiled in global combat operations.

This Presidentrecently was “outraged” at the shooting death of an abortion doctor in Kansas,who had performed countless late term procedures. I do not condone this murder,but when contrasted against the death of Army PFC William Long, I am outraged.

Private Long waskilled by a converted jihadist from Memphis Tn originally named Carlos Bledsoe.This fella had somehow secured a Somali passport, attended a Yemeni terroristtraining camp, and returned to America where his goal was to kill American Soldiers.Furthermore, a laptop confiscated from this homegrown terrorist had a targetlist of churches and synagogues.

Our Presidentboarded a plane to Egypt, gave another worthless speech, and then some 72 hoursafter the shooting delivered a statement where he was, “saddened”.

We have two Americanjournalists sentenced to 12 years hard labor in a Country which has beentesting missiles and underground nuclear weapons. We are now implementing apolicy of reading Miranda rights to captured terrorists. We now are givingreleased detainees taxpayer dollars to “start anew” and have great new lives inresort locations like, Bermuda.

My response, “Toserve America”.

Now, I could go onand talk about a quadruped debt, and remember this has all occurred in 5months….Katie bar the Door!

What makes all thiseven more despicable is the complicity of a media that has become nothing morethan cheerleaders. Once upon a time there was honor and integrity in the news,now it is nothing more than manipulated propaganda. Heck, ABC is about to broadcasta news segment, one hour, from the White House.

The media is simplyseasoning us for the modern day Kanamits, the liberal socialists.

Who will make astand for the American people? All I see are bloggers, talk radio hosts, FoxNews, and concerned American citizens being alerted, they broke the code andfound the cookbook.

This is the closingnarration from the episode, “The recollections of one Michael Chambers, withappropriate flashbacks and soliloquy. Or more simply stated, the evolution ofman, the cycle of going from dust to dessert, the metamorphosis from being the rulerof a planet to an ingredient in someone’s soup. It’s tonight’s bill of farefrom the Twilight Zone”.

Stop drinking theKool-Aid, don’t look into the light, stop following the Kanamits, unless youwish to be “served”.

Steadfast and Loyal,

Rich Abdill
Rich Abdill

Thanks for posting this here. FYI, I did link to a version of the full column up top along with a few others. They're... angry.

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