Allen West Defends Ted Nugent, Fellow Crazy-Eyed Utterer of Meaningless Insults

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Theodore Nugent, world-famous nutcase.
Allen West has bulldozed himself so far into Crazy Town that the regular people gawking from outside the fence can barely even see him anymore. He's back to calling the president "Barack Hussein Obama," has once again ditched the business suit in favor of a leather vest, and now, in a move we didn't imagine but should have seen coming, he's stepped up to defend the indefensible: Ted Nugent.

The '70s rocker strapped on a headset at the NRA convention last weekend and, in between comments about rallying voters and phrases like "cut their heads off," said Obama is the head of a "vile, evil, America-hating administration" and said, "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

The Secret Service now has to schlep across the country talk to Nugent about it, but West has an explanation: It's the media's fault.

"I think he was just expressing, uh, maybe his opinion about something, and of course everyone wants to sensationalize things," West said on CNN yesterday. "But I don't think the Motor City Madman has any ill will toward the president of the United States of America... There's a lot of people that didn't like President Bush, and we didn't have to cart them in front of the Secret Service."

Seriously? The guy has to be questioned by federal authorities for threats against the president and we're going to call him by a 40-year-old nickname that includes the word madman? West might as well go on CNN just to beg for contributions from right-wing, name-calling shitslingers; it'd be a lot less disgusting than this spineless pandering.

And, in case you accidentally believed him, there's absolutely nothing to support West's suggestion that threats against George W. Bush weren't investigated -- people were most certainly carted in front of the Secret Service, including a 13-year-old boy in Kentucky and a 14-year-old girl who was ambushed outside of her freshman biology class.

And if the "Motor City Madman" doesn't harbor any ill will toward the president, he's got a funny way of showing it -- in addition to his repeated insults to everybody not in favor of passing out assault rifles to white people, there isn't a shortage of YouTube videos showing him saying all kinds of crazy things -- in 2007, for example, somebody grabbed a video of him waving prop assault rifles in front of an American-flag guitar and saying, "Obama, he's a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun."

And, still gesturing with the guns, he then said, "And then I was in New York; I said 'Hey, Hillary, you might wanna ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.'"

Then he called Sen. Diane Feinstein "worthless whore" and yelled "FREEDOOOOOM." Sounds like West's kinda guy, and, in light of his refusal to condemn the language, it looks like West thinks so too.

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KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

 Please do not feed the animals. They depend on you for gratification.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

 Please do not feed the animals. They depend on you for gratification.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

West is the Marathon Man. I only hope he doesn't run out of steam before November elections. His rants are priceless. West will self destruct like a suicide bomber taking innocents with him along the way, that is if anyone is listening.

glass slipper
glass slipper

Why would Asshole West agree with a Nugent who shit his pants and didn't bathe for a week to avoid going to Vietnam?

tripletail
tripletail

They questioned him and didn't do anything, you just like to stir up the left wing loons

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

I prefer to be called a raging Socialist tree hugging affordable health care for all Prius driving latte drinking graduate level educated east cost liberal intellectual pinhead.

For you, I'll make it easy.  You can call me "hey boss".

FQS9000
FQS9000

But you come when I whisper 'Douch bag' in your ear.

Pete Pepper
Pete Pepper

Nugent and the criminal West deserve each other.  Neither are relevant and both suffer from the affliction known as "diarrhea of the mouth".  While it is amusing to see what these two buffoons will say next, they have the unfortunate ability to inspire the easily led and ignorant (such as one particular troll on this site) to go forth and actually consider doing what they say.This is why it is illegal to yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater.

West Sucks
West Sucks

Nugent is a draft dodging, Dead beat dad, pedophile, dbag.Check out the Reid Report for the story

FQS9000
FQS9000

That would make him a fine and a typical liberal.  We all know that draft dodging is a Democrap specialty.  Not paying child support for your hobitch's little bastards is perfectly normal for the afro-american baby daddies.  And nobody, but nobody likes a soft young lad's butt better than the Democrap hero, Barny Frank.

But I guess hunting keeps Nugent from being a liberal icon.  Plus Nugent doesn't seem fond of Barak the Fool. 

West Sucks
West Sucks

 Your championship D-Bag status remains intact for another day.

FQS9000
FQS9000

I notice that you didn't bother to refute any of my facts.  That makes you the champion D-Bag, not me.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

Can someone remind me what year Ted Nugent was last known to be musically relevant?

Rich Abdill
Rich Abdill

I hear "Cat Scratch Fever" on the old-people radio stations all the time. Usually right after "Sultans of Swing."

Go Patrick Murphy
Go Patrick Murphy

 But Sultans of Swing is actually a good song.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

I tried to listen to my copy of Cat Scratch Fever...  But unfortunately, I tossed my cassette player away about 20 years ago.

Lifelong Dem
Lifelong Dem

Ted Nugent is this year's Joe the Plumber, a/k/a America's Favorite Moron. Makes perfect sense that criminal West would jump straight into bed with him.

CSMcDonald
CSMcDonald

Hey, it gives the secret service a new place to sample the local hooker population.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

 Oh, booooo. Dealing with the likes of Nugent deserves a bit of sexual gratification at the end of the day.

Tricia Woolfenden
Tricia Woolfenden

I'll never forget the Nuge rally I had to cover in Grand Rapids, MI (close to his home turf) in '02 where he talked about "spine shooting" things with the most unsettling gleam in his eye. Worst. Assignment. Ever. 

FQS9000
FQS9000

Isn't Barak the Fools true name Barak Huessen Obama?  Maybe I missed something.

Near as I can tell, Nugent is absolutely correct about Hildabeast, Dianabitch and Barack the Fool.  If anything, he's too polite.

Sidney18511
Sidney18511

You sir are an ass.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

 Please do not feed the animals. They depend on you for gratification.

Intern
Intern

 "William Jefferson Blythe III," said no one in the history of man.

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