Mug-Shot Friday: A Scary Old Lady, a Drinking Buddy, and the Dad from Jurassic Park

Categories: Broward News
Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.

​Arrested: 3/22
That nice old lady in the apartment next to yours who always says hello when you come home from work? This is the face she makes as soon as you close your door.

​Arrested: 3/27
He's so high, even the camera can't focus.

​Arrested: 3/27
Oh man, what is this guy charged with? Piano-tossing? Volvo-crushing? Oh. "Expose sex organs in public." Um... oh.

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I would send the picture of the guy with the bull neck to the Miami Dolphins front office asap, so that they can sign him as new starting center to protect their QB......the opposing defensive linemen will run the other way when they get a good look at him!

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