Mark Oxner, Florida Congressional Candidate, Releases Terrifying Anti-Obama Ad

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Though the new Florida congressional district lines haven't been finalized, candidates for office in what will be the new 27th District are starting to mobilize -- former Democratic Rep. Alan Grayson, who was booted out of his District 8 office in 2010, raised more than half a million dollars between January and September of last year. Republican opponent Mark Oxner hasn't raised anything yet, according to the latest Federal Election Commission filings, but he has released his first attack ad... we think.

The 39-second ad appears to be set on a slave ship called the "U.S.S. Obamaboat," which flies an upside-down American flag and is filled with a cast of characters that includes bailed-out bankers, health-care freeloaders, Guy Fawkes, corporate fat cats, and a blond woman in a bathtub who says "stimulated" in a way that made us vaguely uncomfortable.

There is no explanation of why the only specific attack on Grayson is to turn him into a bird and have him squawking. Take that, people who think specific criticisms are helpful. The dark, confusing video is below, if you're in the mood for some nightmare fuel but don't want to actually learn too much about the issues:


It might also be fun to hop over to YouTube to check out the video comments -- Oxner's staff appears to be dishing out sassy replies to commenters. Oxner said in a news release that he'd "be releasing several more like this over the coming months." We can't wait.

(If you're wondering where the hell District 27 is, we can't tell you for sure, and neither can anyone else, yet. Documents from the Florida Senate show the proposed District 27 encompassing most of Oceola County, plus bits of Orange and Polk counties, if the map survives probable challenges in court.)


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Bryan Sheehan
Bryan Sheehan

It's nice to see racism is alive and well among scared white men and their supporters in Florida. Give it a couple of decades and white supremacy will be a thing of the ugly and dirty past. As a middle-aged white man, I welcome the change for the better of all Americans!

Smokin1
Smokin1

 Massa Mark knows whats best for you.

gatorgal
gatorgal

Health-care freeloaders? Rick Scott must be on that boat!

Grazel Cosmo
Grazel Cosmo

hmm so Republicans can violate copyright all the time, the two in the tub are from a viagra-type medication ad, so again we have someone who would vote for SOPA violating it for his own political agenda.

Clevelandchick
Clevelandchick

Jesus Christ how stupid, dude needs to find a way back to this dimension or just stop smoking meth.

John Shade
John Shade

You libtards on this site really do have to get a grip with reality. Not the one that's been spoon-fed to you by BHO, but the real one, the world we live in.

We're not racists.  We're realists. 

In what reality do you live in that you think it's ok to call letting people keep more of the money they've earned a "tax cut". 

In what reality do you live in where you think a government, funded by taxpayers, can possibly sustain itself when it taxes it's base out of work?

I really don't get the mind of dumbocrats, liberals, or socialists.  You people are something that is foreign to me.

MoralRecession.com
MoralRecession.com

   I'm thinking that you're the one who needs to come into the light Mr. Shade. If the government were to cut taxes, which would therefore enable me to keep more of my money, I wouldn't call it a tax increase!  Also, if the crooked corporations and the rich would actually pay what they are supposed to in taxes (instead of finding clever ways to get out of paying their allotted share - quite unpatriotic if you ask me), in addition to the govt properly prioritizing the use of our tax money (unjust wars that are hugely profitable for private corporations, subsidies to oil companies that are currently making record profits etc.), there would not be a problem. If not for selfishness, greed and racism, this country could be a shining example of what democracy could look like.  Instead, we show the world our ignorance and racism and stand proud.    I do not know you Mr. Shade. YOU may not be a racist. But perhaps you can explain all the racist signs and statements coming from your party? How many times have YOU stood up against it?  How many times has ANYONE of prominence in your party done so? Your party's silence when it comes to the racial attacks and slurs on OUR (mine and yours) President implies that you agree or have no problem with it.  True?

Yorkiesnky
Yorkiesnky

The republicans must be proud of how well the brainwashing turned out on you. I hope one day you'll educate yourself on the truth. Trying watching cspan for the truth instead of Fox Ewes!

Johanna
Johanna

First of all "tax cuts" are better than the "tax rebates" that your GOP greedy snots keep fighting for.... to the expense of education, SS and programs FOR TAX PAYERS that would lead to jobs. All the companies that pay for the elections of GOP'ers are the ones ROBBING the taxpayers, like YOU blind, but not me. I can READ and form an opinion of my own with out "news" sources or spin doctors of AM radio to know the TRUTH. I know it hurts, because you refuse to even look into it.I feel so sorry for the UNEDUCATED like yourself that have nothing but lies, name calling and hate in their hearts.

BloodyGoodGames
BloodyGoodGames

I just want to know what drugs Mark Oxner was taking when he approved this piece of junk. I think I want some :)

FQS9000
FQS9000

Ridicule is the very best weapon to use on the Obamafool.  Demicrud morons jes' can't comprehend it, as they have utterly no sense of humor when it comes to their very own o' so perfect and pompous selves.  This ad is a perfect case in point.  Hilarious.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

They didn't turn Grayson into a bird, they turned him into a Parrot.  I'll let you figure the rest out. 

Lifelong Dem
Lifelong Dem

You mean like the West crow, that just repeats whatever Boehner, Rove and the Koch brothers want him to say? Except for the totally off-the-wall stuff, I mean.

Mary
Mary

I love it...we need more  BO has alot to offer..he he

Alce
Alce

Another overtly racist ad by a republican...what a shame

Jrybll
Jrybll

Not all racist. (I wish people would quit playing that worn out car) If a similar ad were placed by a Black Politician opposing a White Politician - it would be considered enlightneing

MoralRecession.com
MoralRecession.com

  The difference is a Black politician wouldn't run a blatantly racist ad like that. Now, I will concede that if Blacks had enslaved Whites for 200 years of free labor, split up white families, raped their women, lynched their men, and continued to marginalize their contributions to society, racially profile and harass... that anything is possible.    There's a question I've pondered for quite some time now, perhaps you could answer for me?  Why exactly do Whites hate Blacks again? (Other than the fact that that's what you were taught in your family growing up - sons of the South no doubt with generational lack of achievement and low self esteem) I need reasons, other than the fact that Blacks are a constant reminder of White inhumanity, and you are embarrassed at the actions of your ancestors. Looking at history, it wouldn't it make more sense that Blacks would hate Whites? Could someone please tell me the answer you come up with when you ask: "Why do I hate Blacks?"   

Lifelong Dem
Lifelong Dem

Mainstream Republican, best I an tell. How is his background for serial adultery and sexual harassment? Yep. he fits the profile. Could be successor to Rick Scott -- unless Joe the Plumber runs.

John Shade
John Shade

who gives a shit about his background when you've got commie sympathizers in the white house?

That doesn't bother you but some politician that sticks his pecker in a woman that isn't his wife and you're raising the "moral flag"?? 

Get real you douchebag!

mnotthatkind
mnotthatkind

Uh, Bill Clinton stuck his in another woman and you Tbags hounded that poor guy to death. At least no one has called out Ken Starr like your tibe did.

Jackmahogoff
Jackmahogoff

Another right wing nut ... just what we need.

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