Rush Limbaugh Playing Willy Wonka -- Except You Get Blindfolded and Taken to His Place

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To most people, winning the golden ticket means you get to go to eat candy with an eclectic chocolatier for a day.

If you win Rush Limbaugh's golden ticket, you get blindfolded and taken to his studio in Palm Beach and that means you already bought some of the crap tea-like product he's been peddling for a few months.

Maybe Limbaugh didn't explain it the best way possible, by starting off with the phrase, "You will be blindfolded from the moment you leave your hotel."

Four extremely lucky winners will win two golden EIB tickets. The golden EIB ticket allows exclusive access to the Southern Command here in sunny south Florida. You will be blindfolded from the moment you leave your hotel. We're gonna put you up in a hotel for three days and two nights here in lovely south Florida near the Southern Command. When you leave your hotel and come to Southern Command, you will be blindfolded. The blindfold will not be removed until you are inside the Southern Command bunker.

Like the egomaniac he is, Limbaugh explained today that he wanted to raise the prices of his tea during the promotion "due to the incredible value of meeting me."

Lesson of the day: Don't buy Limbaugh's tea unless you're fully prepared to get kidnapped and taken to big-boy's place, where you can watch him complain about libruhls all day.


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tigersfan61
tigersfan61

Such name calling in these posts...and you guys raised cane about the "slut" comment and yet, everyone of you are calling Rush names...makes you no better...

Pete Pepper
Pete Pepper

So Rush is still completely clueless to the rest of the world.  I suppose as an encore, he will waterboard the winners as well to make sure they are perfectly in step with him.What an egomaniac.  Visiting a radio studio is not much of a prize made less desirable with the presence of this bloated tub of lard.

ozonator
ozonator

Playing with his willy wanker?  Must be in the Haitian room where wearing adult diapers are turned into tee bags.  Another room must feature the milking room for barren Looter.  Have sperm will travel on EIB1 after an AGW exported quake.  “A Christian conservative politician who ran unsuccessfully for Alabama governor in 2010 has been secretly donating sperm to lesbians in New Zealand while doing earthquake relief work there ... Bill Johnson ... donated sperm to at least nine women, and at least three became pregnant ... He said the urge to become a biological father was "a need that I have." ... was not planning to tell his wife about the pregnancies until after the children were born. ... He ran as a conservative Christian who opposed gay marriage” (“Ala. politician caught in New Zealand sperm-donor scandal”; By msnbc.com staff; worldnews.msnbc.msn.com, 12/12/11). 

RushIsAFake
RushIsAFake

Hopefully someone uses the opportunity to put a pie in his face and a kick in his dick.

FQS9000
FQS9000

Being with Limbaugh sounds like more fun than being with Hendley.  At least you get tea and are in the company of a person with a brain.

aztec75
aztec75

What a sad, angry little man Matthew Hendley is.

GuntherZorn
GuntherZorn

What a sad, angry, fat, drug-addled douchebag bloviator Rush Limbaugh is.

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