Happy Birthday, Rick Scott!

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Gov. Richard Lynn "Rick" Scott is 59 years old today, and to his credit, it's been a successful run for him.

He's a Navy veteran, earned a bachelor's degree and a law degree, bought some doughnut shops, eventually oversaw a health-care corporation that pleaded guilty to 14 felonies, bought some more things, cofounded the health-care chain Solantic, and eventually became the governor of Florida.

Anyway, enough of that. Let's take this time to give the governor some birthday wishes.

Our present to the governor: Using that Rick Scott-approved photo we swore we'd never, ever use. (We don't usually get this nice.)

So, readers, it's now time to leave your wonderful -- or profane and despicably sarcastic -- birthday message for the governor in the comments below.

We'll make you Pulp-famous if you leave a good one.


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Happy Birthday Douchebag.  I hope you rot in hell!!

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If Rick Scott were to seek re-election, and Floridians voted for him, I would consider this a true sign of impending doom. Armageddon.

I'm shocked people consider this reptile a Human Being!

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Happy Birthday to a conniving, melon headed douche-nozzle.

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Dear Rick, Please be somewhere else to celebrate your 60th birthday. You've destroyed and lied to Floridians enough. Maybe go back to school and get your archeology degree or take some political science courses.

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