Allen West: The Indianapolis Colts Are 0-12 Because Life Isn't Fair

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Rep. Allen West is still talking about President Obama's speech in Kansas last week, this time explaining that reputable institutions such as the NFL are based on the "American principle of equal opportunity," not the president's idea of "fairness."

Apparently, if Obama were the NFL commissioner, West thinks that Obama might consider taking some wins away from the 12-0 Green Bay Packers and give them away to the 0-12 Indianapolis Colts.

But life isn't fair, West explains, which is apparently why the Colts suck.

Of course, this is another gem from West's weekly newsletter, where he occasionally drops off some gems of wisdom:

Mr. President, life isn't fair, which is why the Green Bay Packers are 12-0 and the Indianapolis Colts are 0-12, but do not expect NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to take wins from Green Bay and give them to the Colts. However, next year Indianapolis will get the first round draft pick and that is the difference in the American principle of equal opportunity and yours, Mr. President, of equal achievement and "fairness."

All the teams get a first-round draft pick, but who's counting?

Either way, West for commish?

Click here to read his newsletter in full.


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American
American

Hit the nail on the head! Future POTUS Lord willing!

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Arrest Allen West! Use NaSI SARs to charge Allen West and your U.S. Representative and Senators who voted for the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA: S.1867/H.R.1540) with "Seditious Conspiracy" under U.S. Code Title 18 Part I Chapter 115 Section 2384. Details here: http://AmerikanReich.com

glass slipper
glass slipper

Excuse me Allen West but I am still waiting for my first round draft pick, or do you save them for the "winners" also?

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

If West was NFL commisioner, he would straighten dirty players out quickly. He would blindfold them and fire a handgun next to their ear. Second offenders would be subject to waterboarding.

BlackDog
BlackDog

The Colts are not as good as their record would indicate.

Pete Pepper
Pete Pepper

West, please stop being a dumbass. 

Anthony Naughton
Anthony Naughton

he couldnt stop being a dumbass if he wanted to; it's what happens when you not only get dropped on your head by the doctor at birth like he was, but have your doctor dribble you and teach DR. J the crossover too.

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