Kenneth Martin Sarsony Identified by Ocala Cops as the Serial Pooper

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Ocala Police Department
This guy, allegedly Kenneth Sarsony, pooped several times outside a middle-school classroom.
The cops caught the crapper -- Ocala police say 23-year-old Kenneth Martin Sarsony is the man they believe pooped outside a middle-school classroom on four occasions.

The incidents started on September 6, when someone reported feces outside the door of classroom 469 at Fort King Middle School in Ocala.

On September 14, someone phoned in another fresh bowel movement outside classroom 469 -- this time with a note.

Another poo pile and note were found again -- of course, outside classroom 469 -- on September 27.

On October 7, Fort King Middle School officials called the cops -- feces outside room 469. That's when the cops went public looking for the guy.

Ocala.com managed to acquire footage of the man, allegedly Sarsony, actually bringing a roll of toilet paper with him to do the deed outside room 469.

The Gainesville Sun says the cops received two phone calls identifying the perpetual pooper, and when police went to confront Sarsony at work, they say he was wearing the same outfit as seen in the surveillance footage. According to the Sun, police say Sarsony explained that he was taking dumps at a middle school because he was in "bad spirits."

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Marion County Sheriff's Office
Kenneth Sarsony

Police say they're charging Sarsony with five counts of trespassing on school property.

According to the Marion County Sheriff's Office, Sarsony has since been released from jail after posting $2,500 bond.


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6 comments
Sidelns
Sidelns

Something tells me that if this guy's address is ever made public, there will be some middle-school parents leaving "love notes" on his doorstep.

Royalflush2714
Royalflush2714

I would like to see this whack job get 400 hours of community service that requires him to clean out every stopped up public toliet in the city of gainesville and that he only gets to use a pair of rubber gloves to get the job done.  Hopefully that will raise him out of his "bad spirits".

Seeiteveryday
Seeiteveryday

I would hope they could come up with some more charges; he did a little more than just trespass.

becca
becca

I'd like to know what the notes said.

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