Captain Morgan Statue Recovered From College Dorm Room

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The Monroe County Sheriff's Office got a hot tip yesterday on where the missing Captain Morgan statue was -- he was "wherever the party was taking place."

Someone stole a statue of fictional rum salesman Captain Morgan from outside a Key West Walgreens store last week, and sheriff's deputies found him yesterday partying in the dorms at Florida Keys Community College.

After the tipster phoned in the location of the captain, police say sheriff's deputies found him in a dorm room, "reportedly covered in Fantasy Fest beads."

"No one would admit to having taken him, but students told the deputies he'd been making the rounds from room to room, 'wherever the party was taking place,'" writes MCSO Deputy Becky Herrin. "Captain Morgan was returned to Walgreen's in Key West, none the worse for wear."

According to a police report, Captain Morgan was last seen at his post outside the Key West store at 10:20 p.m. on October 17.

The store manager said the statue was stolen sometime between then and 8 a.m. the next day, which means the captain was out partying for a good week.

The five-foot statue is worth $500, according to the police report. The manager of the store told police he's looked at several store security tapes but couldn't find evidence of the theft or images of who took it.

No one was booked on the grand theft charge for taking the captain.


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Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

Has anyone checked the birth certificate of the Capt'n?   He looks foreign to me... I wonder if he legitimately hold the title of Captain...

Smart Move
Smart Move

This was a college kid prank.  Let's not get cops and judges involved.  Get a life, just make sure to get the thing returned and mete out some basic, non-record producing community service for the kids involved.  Not everything in this world needs to end up with another kid in jail.   

Reed Fischer
Reed Fischer

The Most Interesting Man in the World should be a prime suspect in this caper.

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