Florida: Today Is the Last Day to Legally Have Sex With Animals

• Kindly Google: 'Neal Horsley, the mule-loving Republica'

• There is no state where it's "LEGAL"  and it never was legal in Florida, exisiting animal abuse laws have been used where there is an actual INJURY or harm, if there's no injury done then its not abuse by any stretch. The law will do nothing, it's laughable and a total waste of legislative time and money, these acts take place in private, and smart ones keep the door LOCKED and the drapes closed, dont film or photograph anything and dont invite others to watch. Its impossible to prosecute a "crime" where there's no witnesses or evidence.

• The "rash of cases" according to the article numbers exactly three since 2005 statewide, WOW, that sure sounds like a major problem-- NOT. "The prosecutor handling Lucky's case became so frustrated with Florida's weak animal welfare statutes that he virtually lobbied for the new law's passage." Seems to me a better course of action, if the prosecutor was TRULY interested in fighting animal abuse- would be broadly strengthening the EXISTING animal abuse law already on the books, but see, this isn't about protecting animals, not really! since most of these bills historically define animals in them as "either living, or DEAD" (My emphasis) Obviously  a dead animal cant be abused, and including that proves it's not about preventing animal abuse as much as it's about controling people's sex lives in the privacy of their own bedrooms. There is however,  a couple of negative repercussions the nanny rich fool failed to consider: 1) owners of female animals made paranoid now that if any female animal they own happens to develop ANY kind of discharge, uterine infection or something (common) that the personal risk of taking her to the vets and risk exposing ones self to the possibility the vet might ASSUME it was caused by bestiality will not be worth it, this means the animal wont be treeated, will be abandoned, or killed. 2) This law won't do a thing to prevent or stop engaging in sex with animals by zoophiles, as SMART ones only do it behind closed and locked doors IN PRIVATE, with no one else in the room, no videos , no photos. Only the idiots who are animal RAPISTS like the three cases cited here would be caught anyway, and existing animal abuse laws had they been strengthened would address any INJURY. If there's no injury to the animal then it's not abuse. A man's 5 or 6" pickle is not going to abuse or even injure a mare who is naturally built to accept a stallion's member that is the size of an adult MAN'S ARM! Besdies, vets and breeders routinely insert their entire ARM, holding a plastic tube into mares to do artificial inseminations. Anyone wanting to address animal cruelty need only look at the meat on their table and watch some youtube videos of typical slaughterhouse practices, and watch how the animals scream, struggle and panic as their throats are sliced open, tracheas ripped out still conscious and more.

• Just an observation, I've seen videos on America's Funniest Home Videos where kids are getting humped on their legs by horny dogs. If it happens in Florida, this is in potential violation of clauses "b" and/or "c" and/or "d" of: (2) A person may not: (a) Knowingly engage in any sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; (b) Knowingly cause, aid, or abet another person to engage in any sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; (c) Knowingly permit any sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal to be conducted on any premises under his or her charge or control; or (d) Knowingly organize, promote, conduct, advertise, aid, abet, participate in as an observer, or perform any service in the furtherance of an act involving any sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal for a commercial or recreational purpose.

• but who will think of the children?

• thats not good!!! damn ppl need to see a phsychiatrist

• This happens all over the world, you fucking idiot.

• LOL....oh that's great.

• Including most of the Florida Legislature and State House.

• Another instance of government intrusion into our lives, of government regulation of business, and another Republican job killing law! Define "dumb". As in deaf and dumb or just blonde dumb? Meanwhile the legislature has refused Federal money to build a rapid rail system that would end the recession here. We test people on unemployment for drug use even though the incidence of drug use among this group is lower than the population in general and testing costs more than it saves-and unemployment is insurance not some welfare! That is dumb. That is dumb!

• americans it would seem

• That is funny are you freakin kidding me? What kind of moron has sex with animal?

• Was she a whale when you first married her, it doesn't count

• I think your number is way low...lmao

• yeah sucks when you trip and fall and your dick accidentally ends up in your pet goat

• So I have to divorce from my wife? She's a whale...

• I presume, they are going to be a a lot of animals and animals'lovers, moving out of Florida to a more friendly state,where they can openly and legally make love.Reminds me of  the gay's movement to San Francisco in the 60'S.Chao.

• Well, I presume al lot of animals and animals lovers,are going to move out of the state of Florida to other states where is going to be legal for them to express and make love openly and without any penalty impose on them.Remember San Francisco and the gay's movement in the 60'S. 

• It's also fascinating that the law bans only "knowingly" having sex with animals, clearing the way for the accidental bestiality defense.

• That explains a lot about Florida!

• 'Every living dumb creature' includes at least a few thousand humans, though.

• Only if the person's certifiably stupid: "In this chapter, and in every law of the state relating to or in any way affecting animals, the word "animal" shall be held to include every living dumb creature" 

• The Republicans unwittingly outlawed sex! Last I heard, Homo Sapiens Sapiens is an animal, being the only present subspecies of the genus Homo Sapiens.

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