Florida's "Droopy Drawers" Law Sparks Genius Invention: Self-Sagging Shorts

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"No drag sag" shorts -- brilliance.
A clothing company has issued its response to Florida's "droopy drawers" law, which bans wearing saggy pants in the state's public schools: Self-sagging shorts.

That's right -- thanks to a company called DUKEXXX, the world is now exposed to shorts that have the boxers sewn right in, so the sagging is done for you.

Or is it actually sagging?

Chris Gladin, vice president of sales and marketing for DUKEXXX -- who claims to have a "PhD in business" -- says he does not believe the shorts qualify as sagging, since the undies are sewn into the denim shorts, creating one piece of clothing.

"Sagging has been greeted with such strong disapproval," Gladin says. "Some towns and cities across the country have already outlawed it, and some states are taking Florida's lead to try and institute a similar statewide law. This is why we wanted to provide an alternative for saggers. DUKEXXX 'upholds' freedom of choice, so to speak."

The shorts -- coined "No drag sag" -- will set you back 50 bones and comes with a 100 percent satisfaction guarantee, according to the website.

To make things even better, the shorts are hand-sewn and prewashed and contain a small pocket near the knee (ankle?) area for "hiding your stash."

Here's a picture of the shorts in action:

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You can find all the sag-alicious information on the shorts on DUKEXXX's website by clicking here.


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Timothy R. Stephenson
Timothy R. Stephenson

Wow!...I came up with the same idea over 2 years ago. I was going to call them Droopy draws, britches or dawgs and have the Droopy dog cartoon figure as it's logo. Goes to show you the difference between a dream and reality...That if one can think of it there are bound to be others who have also; this guy just acted on it...Hope he makes a fortune. Personally...I hate it when I see people wearing there pants down the way they do. I can't figure out if it's a fad/ style/ trend like bell bottom jeans and greasy hair or if it's a statement, an act of rebellian? Either way...It's a lack of respect and down right laziness not to pull up your pants and be properly dressed. I've seen them almost down to the knees...Give an inch...take a mile! Draw your line in the sand people, stand firm!...It's only going to get worse if no one makes a stand!...Cause as of late, I see defiance...They still wear them this way more often than not no matter what the law says

FreudianProjection
FreudianProjection

Chris Gladin is truly a genius.  I'm sure that LLBean or someone will buy the IP and Chris will be set for life.  If not, he can go run some Hos and sell some glass. 

Jessica
Jessica

Frankly speaking, I do not like this shorts, I think it is not fashion, I like Edison Chan's brand..

Prof. G
Prof. G

The kind of moron who would walk around with his underwear hanging out is the same kind of moron who forces you to listen to the loud bass music coming out of his dilapidated car at the red light -- uncivilized, unsocialized, inconsiderate, and a disgrace to his family. Subhuman is not a style; it is a condition.

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Use the "n" word!

tearcollector
tearcollector

I've seen different races driving around w/their crappy cars belting out bad music not caring about the people around them. It's not just about one race. If you're implying someone is racist, perhaps you should look in the mirror. Prof. G never said a certain race was involved.

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