Chaz Stevens Back in the Saddle at the Deerfield Beach Housing Authority

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Chaz Stevens
Chaz Stevens, the internet warrior against corruption in Deerfield Beach, has been appointed back to the city's housing authority.

Stevens had a brief stint on the authority last April, but, he near-humbly concedes to the Pulp, "I didn't know what the hell I was doing."

He says he's here to stay this time, starting with the board's first meeting with Stevens and two other new commissioners next Wednesday. Stevens says he wants accountability from the authority, which he says hasn't been delivered -- especially after Rep. Allen West asked the acting inspector general of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development to launch a "full investigation" into the department.

Some things are going to change, according to Stevens -- like the colloquialisms of the Chaz vernacular he sent out in regular email blasts to city officials.

Names like Al "Fucktard" Capellini, Steve "Shitbird" Gonot, and "Anus T. AnalGlands" Tom Connick are taking a back seat.

Phrases like "see you the fuck later," "that crooked piece of shit," and "the fur-ball belched forth the depths of Hell" are of days gone by (although we kind of like the last one).

Now with the blessing of Mayor Peggy Noland, Stevens says he's getting it together to make a positive difference for a housing authority he says has been playing "loosey-goosey" with the rules.

He's been asking questions about documents that were never turned over to forensic accounting firm Kessler International during an audit of the housing authority, and now he'll have the chance to get to the bottom of it.

"I want accountability. I want to know what the hell is going on."

For his first meeting, he's requested that he be afforded up to two hours of time, dedicated to approximately 35 questions he's drafted, as well as the use of a free conference-calling service to let the public listen in remotely.

"I report to the taxpayer," he says. "I'm not asking these questions because Chaz Stevens is interested; I'm asking these questions because all people should be interested."

By the same token, he still wants to promote the goal of the housing authority itself -- providing affordable housing opportunities for those in the city.

"To me, this is  about helping those most in need," he says. "These are the people who need the most help."


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David Cody
David Cody

God I hope the news the City of Deerfield Beach Attorney is in the process of creating a memorandum to have your appointment rescinded from the DBHA is true...Don't let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha!  WHen you get your marching orders that your Appointment was invalid...I will be laughing all the way to City Commission Meeting on Tuesday to  laugh at you publicly and then condemn Mayor Peggy Noland for even considering appointing you a person convicted of a domestic violence related charge and who has such an obvious and blatant vendetta against Pam Davis, (Oh yeah I've heard of that email that you sent with all the negative and racially charged comments)  I hope someone with sense sends it to me so I can post it, so everyone will know you for the racist and woman hating cretin that you are.

B_tan
B_tan

Best wishes Chaz.And may you always keep the mission of supporting those w the most need at the forefront of your work!

Le Peerman
Le Peerman

Congrats Chaz. I know you will do a good job.Le

Commissioner Keith S. London
Commissioner Keith S. London

Chaz,

First congratulations on your appointment.

The mayor picked the best person for the job; your passion incleaning up the mess at the DBHA can not be matched.

I agree with your words “you work for the public”.

Now the director and attorney need to learn they work forthe board not the other way around.

When is your first meeting?

I want to attend and think many others who have watched thisstory over the last year should come and watch you do your “commission job”.

I bet the meeting will be worth the price of admission!

Bubba The Wise
Bubba The Wise

Matthew, your dream has come true. Now you will have unlimited topics and newsworthy items from the Chaz to fill your life, or maybe semi-newsworthy items, or maybe .......... Oh well, I look forward to a lot of fun postings regarding the activities of the Chaz on the board. Should never be a dull moment. Also, he may accomplish his objectives, which is more than most of the comotose board members have completed.

dr_augusta
dr_augusta

Please note I have not called the "genius" in over 2.5 years. I have the phone records. Additionally, I have not emailed except in response to him- that was 2 times in the last 2.5 years. I have the records.I never received any "cease and desist " letters. I do have however, copious emails and texts from him that describe in graphic detail certain desires that have spanned a 6 year time period.

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Congratulations, Chaz!  A softer, gentler Chaz is the way to go. You can still break major balls using diplomacy and the Kings English.

That's a good picture of you too, you freakin' maniac. (BTW: That is a compliment where I'm from) 

Kbike101
Kbike101

Chaz if you need my help let me know. I am a commercial real estate broker that specializes in affordable housing. A Change is Gonna Come (from the Sam Cooke song, not a typo).

John Henry
John Henry

"For his first meeting, he's requested that he be afforded up to two hours of time, dedicated to approximately 35 questions he's drafted"

LOL.  I give this guy 2 months(tops) before the other members run him off the board just for wasting time. 

FreudianProjection
FreudianProjection

Mayor Noland, see the above.  A Deferred Disposition is close enough to Guilty in a domestic violence criminal case for a reasonable person to refrain from appointing this psycho from any public appointment.

Please check the terms and maximum limits  of the city liability insurance policy, as the city will be liable for any stalking, threatening, harassment, misuse of information, poop or pee tossing the new housing commissioner does under city auspices--its not like you dont know what he is capable of, for gosh sakes. 

Future stalkees and harassees of the new Commissioner--go for it .  

Bubba The Wise
Bubba The Wise

So David, tell us how you really feel about the Chaz.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

Commissioner;

When I wrote this letter, I thought about your situation down there in Hellandale. I find a certain kinship with you.

Best as always.

C

***

Mayor Peggy NolandCity of Deerfield Beach

Greetings to you.

Commissioner Bill Ganz was indeed right - the clowns and pink elephants have begun their stampede as a whole platoon of individuals have been added to this coming Tuesday night's agenda. If I was a betting man, I am willing to believe not a single individual will be singing my praises nor I would opine will they be speaking highly of your re-appointment of my Commissioner-hood.

A troupe of individuals, led by Tom Connick, all rising up in support of Executive Director Pamela Davis. Support, in this case, so she can keep her post.

Now let me tell you why she needs to be fired.

Last week, I posed a series of legitimate, well thought out, highly researched inquiries. Questions of a nature that Davis is handsomely rewarded and required to answer. In response, Davis choose to stonewall by hiding behind her friend's ridiculous edict that was neither Motioned nor Approved.

As discussed in today's New Times article, I am not asking these questions for me, rather I am asking them for *my boss*, which is you, and for your boss, which is the taxpayer at large. Chairman Keith Emery, Commissioners Caryl Berner, Ernestine Gray, and Alan Levitt allowed the Authority to incur $50,000+ in legal fees all in the hope of preventing what now seems all too inevitable.

Now the common refrain is don't act, but wait until the investigation completes. However, if recent history is any judge, this Board won't act. Again, I point out this past February, the HUD Limited Procurement Review documented many of my same concerns and what happened? It seems that Emery, Davis, and Attorney Bill Crawford might have kept this information to themselves.

Maam, consider this.

Imagine if City Manager Burgess Hanson told you he wasn't going to answer your questions, deferring to an stream of consciousness thought by Commissioner Sylvia Poitier which indicated your inquiries must be discussed and voted on beforehand. Once a month that is.

You'd be concerned right? What would you do? Would you seek Hanson's firing for his refusal? In response to such a consideration, continue to imagine if Hanson reached out to all of his friends around town and even managed to convince Mr. Kevin Klopp to defend his actions. Switch Hanson for Davis and Klopp for Ruchelle Hobbs and there you have the pink elephants coming soon to a dais podium near you.

Given this scenario, how long would you stand for such nonsense?So Madam Mayor, when those dozen folks come up to speak out against you and I, after thanking them for giving me 1/2 hour of simply awesome free publicity, remind them of the $50,000 wasted. $50,000 that could have housed the homeless. $50,000 to feed the poor. $50,000 to get someone out of their hell.

Instead all that money went to keep a lone individual in her $120,000 a year job.

Unlike Tuesday night's dozen, I urgently call upon you to begin the process of removing Emery, Berner, Gray, and Levitt from the Board for whatever purpose they once served has long since passed.

My very best to you.

Chaz Stevens, CommissionerDeerfield Beach Housing Authority

dr_augusta
dr_augusta

Virgie, Sweetheart.....stay off the shrooms...

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

KBike.

I am looking for all the help I can muster, beg, and/or borrow.

Lots of challenges and lots of opportunities.

Send me an email to commissionerstevens@gmail.com.  Just remember that Florida has very broad public record laws and your email to me will become part of the record.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

John;

According to Florida Statutes, a Board member can only be removed (a) with a motion by the Mayor, (b) on very specific charges*, (c) a hearing in front of the City commission and (d) a majority vote.

If the four existing DBHA Board members think that I am going to quit and/or the Mayor, who just appointed me, is going to fire me then apparently when it comes to this Board, who is obviously in denial, I am reminded of something Bill Hicks once said,

"Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you."

* A list of charges which doesn't include:

a) He has a potty mouth.b) He finds the facts and we don't like facts.c) He is an asshole, douche bag, shithead, and rat bastard.d) He asks questions that we don't want to answer.e) All of the above.f) All of the above and 2x on (c)

Bubba The Wise
Bubba The Wise

I am becoming a fan. I can't wait to see the response to your ascent to the Board. Let the games begin.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

I have to admit my plan to publicly make an ass out of you had its intended affect. As those two cease and desist letters from my attorneys didn't seem to do the job.

At least now you don't call me and call me and call me and email me and email me and email me blowing up my cellie and inbox.

Also not getting your messages keeps me from shivering in revulsion.

FreudianProjection
FreudianProjection

People, be very careful sending this stalking psycho any personal info.  Look at his record (criminal as well as blog comments).  You want to play with this psycho, fine, but do so with an anonymous throwaway email with no real contact info.

Years of stalking, harassment, are not undone by a couple " new kinder gentler" blog posts--especially from the Ted Bundy of blog comments. 

Kbike101
Kbike101

Mr. Stevens, check your inbox.

Judge Roy Bean
Judge Roy Bean

Chaz, I know you can do this. Just keep the Good Chaz working. I have commented a number of times that while most of the people who comment here do nothing but talk, you actually DO SOMETHING.  I expect to see you to move on from here. I would like to see someone honest on the School Board. You would drive the theiving bastards nuts.   Stay in controle and move upward and onward. I have hopes for you lad.

FreudianProjection
FreudianProjection

Oops, just checked David's blog myperspectives.  Poop  tosser never got appointed.  Good job, David Cody.  Whacknut will be "shivering in revulsion" in obscurity. 

FreudianProjection
FreudianProjection

Still pandering to the mysogynist faction I see.  I give you a month at the outside, whacknut.

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