Westboro Baptist Weirdos a No-Show; That Would Make Fred Phelps a Flaming Liar
|Those would be the pants of Fred Phelps.|
On the other hand, that would also make the church's pastor, Fred Phelps, a liar.
Phelps called the Pulp yesterday morning to let us know his minions would be dropping by with their "God Hates Fags" signs about half an hour before the funeral -- which never happened.
As "Pastor" Phelps should know, the Good Book has a thing or two to say about liars.
According to the Pulp's handy Bible, there are six things God "hates," and we'll give you a hint -- "fags" ain't one of 'em:
16 There are six things the LORD hates,
seven that are detestable to him:
17 haughty eyes,
a lying tongue,
hands that shed innocent blood,
18 a heart that devises wicked schemes,
feet that are quick to rush into evil,
19 a false witness who pours out lies
and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.
Wow, that sounds a bit like Fred Phelps.
Follow The Pulp on Facebook and on Twitter: @ThePulpBPB.