Wanted: Someone to Punch Octomom in the Face Repeatedly

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Octomom's face: Now accepting applications.
Nadya Suleman, better-known as "Octomom," won't show off her nasty naughty bits for money, but she is willing to be repeatedly punched in the face for some cash -- and they're looking for someone to do it.

According to our compadres to the south, Miami New Times, the Celebrity Boxing Federation has scheduled a match for Suleman in Fort Lauderdale on August 20, and they're accepting applications for people to be her opponent.

We thought Ivan Drago would be a good match for the Octomom, but apparently he isn't real.

Casey Anthony will be out of jail by then, which would make a shitty-mother matchup for the ages.

If not, it wouldn't hurt to get a little professionalism into the event by having Laila Ali or Lucia Rijker in the ring.

We like Mike Tyson for this fight too, if he can make some cuts to get down to Octomom's weight class.

According to our amigos in Miami, send an email to celebrityboxing@live.com for your chance to wail on Octomom.

We're not sure if it's an official rule, but according to an email sent to Miami New Times, dudes need not apply: "We are looking for any woman who would like the chance in the spotlight and take Octomom on in a Novelty Fun Boxing," fight representatives wrote.

If you just plan on going to watch Octomom get punched, consider picking up this Octomom T-shirt produced by the death-grind band Cattle Decapitation to show your support.


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Kat
Kat

I would love to whip her ass with real gloves, not those stupid over sized ones!

Morganadair
Morganadair

Oh WOW!  This is the perfect opportunity for Kristen Johnston to finish what she started with Suleman at the airport.  I would pay to see KJ give Suleman a beating!

Simone Zammit Endrich
Simone Zammit Endrich

Fellas, you made me laugh!  Pounding indeed!  Seriously though, I actually feel sorry for the woman ... she's nutty!  I feel sorrier for her kids though ... imagine coming up with a gimmick like this for money.  She needs help.  Bottom line ... I blame the sicko doc who encouraged her mania.  Now she needs a lotta dough to feed and house her brood.

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

It would take many punches to make that face any worse.

upforgrabs...
upforgrabs...

That's toooooooooo Funny! I'm Sure there ARE Many Women Who Would Just LOVE to Pound on Her!

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Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

Anybody have Parklandman's number?  Now there is a woman with excessive angst.

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