West Palm Cop Makes Smartphone App to Avoid Being Caught Cheating on Your Lover

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Aren't you tired of people by the name of "mistress" calling you?
Need help making sure your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/other doesn't find out you're getting some on the side? West Palm Beach cop Phillip Immler has an app for that.

CATE -- the Call And Text Eraser -- is the product of Immler's genius, a smartphone app that intercepts phone calls and text messages from whomever you're trysting with and hides them.

To access your booty calls, you have to go into the application -- which is password-protected.
Immler tells WPTV he created the app because a "friend" went through a divorce after his wife found what was going on in his phone.

He says he was also motivated to make the app by being on the job as a cop and seeing all of the domestic violence situations sparked by cellphone antics.

For only $2.99, you can tell everyone the cops are helping you lie about sleeping with your significant other-other.

Here's a video of an almost-hot lady giving the thumbs-up to the CATE app:



If you're looking to avoid the police, instead of paying them money, try the apps that help avoid speeding tickets, secretly record the cops, get away from a DUI checkpoint, or listen in to see what they're talking about.


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5 comments
Gabdaglaw
Gabdaglaw

Are you serious? You should get out more often

First Hand
First Hand

Law enforcement at it's best. On second thought, it's not fair to label all cops as scumbags because of the actions of this one scumbag.

Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious

I don't want to burst your bubble BUUUUUT,  wouldn't just having the app be an admission of guilt?

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