Rush Limbaugh Starts Selling Tea Out of Boca Raton Because "The Liberals Are Coming"

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If you haven't already been drinking Rush Limbaugh's Kool-Aid, now's your chance.

Limbaugh, the conservative talk-show host and Palm Beach resident, has started his own line of bottled iced tea called Two if by Tea.

Branded by Boca Raton-based Karhl Holdings LLC, a 12-pack of Rush's sauce -- including labeling depicting Limbaugh on a horse -- is available for $23.76 per case, with free shipping.

"And there I am in all of my glory on every bottle, on the shrink wrap covering every six-pack as Rush Revere," Limbaugh said on his show last week. "The liberals are coming, folks."

According to the website's FAQ section, liberals are also allowed to order the tea:

  • Is the tea safe for liberals to drink?
Yes, absolutely! The tea is excellent and worthy of all! The tea is a melting pot, full of American values and the taste of freedom; everyone can share in its magic. There is a charge however, which may be a shock to some.

  • Can liberals pay a higher price if they choose?
Yes! However, since most liberals prefer to have everything paid for them this is highly unlikely.

  • Can liberals pay a lower price if they choose?
No, but we will happily accept payment from third parties buying the tea for liberals who think someone else should buy their tea for them.
Two if by Tea also promises to donate a minimum of $100,000 to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, a charity that provides assistance to the kids of Marines or law enforcement officers who have died in action.

Also from the FAQ, Limbaugh is not supporting that his bottles be recycled:

  • Why do you have a recycling symbol on your product if you so adamantly criticize environmentalists and the green movement?
Having a recycling symbol on each Two If By Tea™ bottle is merely for labeling and industry requirements. It is not meant to be a political statement of any sort or an attempt to "Save the Planet" as many environmentalist wackos would suggest.
To watch Rush Limbaugh ramble about himself and iced tea, check out the video below:

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Npmeagher1
Npmeagher1

I guess I would say it is really good tea. I wish it will by Bill Maher, though.

Vacuuman
Vacuuman

I bought a case of it just to try it out, its actually very good tasting tea.  I generally don't like tea but I do like this.  People should try it before they make fun of it.  I suppose the entire thing makes most leftists jealous, none of their talk show hosts have started a company that makes such quality products, and they certainly don't donate as much to charity.  The charity that these sales support alone is enough of a reason to buy the tea, then you can enjoy it knowing you actually made a difference in some kid's life.

Stern Gang
Stern Gang

These negative comments are similar to those posted about "The Jews." 

Shane
Shane

An amazing amount of hatred in only 15 comments.  Regardless of your political views and opinions of Rush, have you actually tasted the tea?  Its actually good.

Anyone but Obama
Anyone but Obama

I ordered it and they sent the wrong tea. I ordered original, the invoice even says so, but I got Raspberry. It happens but when I called them and told them, they said a supervisor would call me. I'm still waiting. Hey Rush, what about it? 

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Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Mega Dildos.

Is there any oxycontin in the tea?

The Pulp Blog
The Pulp Blog

It's reportedly oxycodone-free, although I'm not about to drink the Kool-Aid. It has a poor track record.

SMDrPepper
SMDrPepper

Makes me rethink my tea drinking habit.  I would never buy anything from this putz, especially overpriced crap like this.  Just send your money to the charity so that Rush never sees a dime that he is probably going to be stealing anyway.

nanook5
nanook5

Rush has got a good point that when the people of South Florida have had enough they're going to go after these rich, gluttonous fools that have helped ruin our nation...he'd better be at one of his other mansions out of town when that time comes...

Billy_Delions
Billy_Delions

It is available to everyone who has a computer and internet connection, that is of course if you have access to a computer or telephone. So it actually NOT available to everyone, f'ing hypocrite!!!!!!!!

Kate
Kate

I bought two 12-packs  and my boss bought 3 12-packs.  Rush guaranted at least $100,000 would be given to chairty, but    3 days, Rush raised over 100,000, which he will give  to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, a charity that provides assistance to the kids of Marines or law enforcement officers who have died in action.

So name some liberal talk hosts who do anything like this?    Rush will probably donate a million dollars or more to this chairty. I  LOVE RUSH!!

KennyPowersII
KennyPowersII

Sorry Kate, but I don't think you have the slightest chance to be Mrs. Limbaugh #8.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

Kate.

Is it a common feature in your life to be referred to as "mildly retarded"?

albert
albert

What you really have is Rush figured out how to make money off the Tea Party.  The so called revolution to 'take America back' (from soem black man who stole it that implies) is a loose cannon that the regulars have had trouble corraling.  Rush, however has figured out how to make a buck off the efforts of others, again.

nanook5
nanook5

you bought sugar water to the profit of a man who told you to do it. there are countless charities you can help any time that benefit better causes 100% that don't also fatten the wallet of a drug-addicted bigot. passing on his phony bravado gets you an A+ in sycophancy.

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