Rick Scott Recommends Rain Dance to End Florida's Wildfires

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Wanna dance?
As you may know, there are around 420* wildfires blazing through the state right now, and Gov. Rick Scott has declared a state of emergency for Florida.

Around 93 percent of the state is in a drought at one level or another, according to Sunshine State News, and more than 300,000 acres of land have been burned.

The governor, however, has the answer: Do a rain dance.

"The best thing, do a rain dance," Scott told WDBO.

Thanks for the advice, shaman Scott.

Smoke has been reported all over the state, from the Panhandle to Miami-Dade County, including a rush of people calling 911 over massive smoke in Palm Beach County.

There are more than 2,000 state and local employees working on the fires now, and National Guard helicopters have been approved for use in fighting the fires.

But we should be OK just by doing a rain dance; the governor knows what he's talking about, right?

*Yes, there are really 420 places going up in smoke.


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Michael Jacobs
Michael Jacobs

1. Pink Slip Rick's voter approval in at a low of 29%. 2. Buyer's remorse is running high in Florida.3. Rick Scott is a felon and an asshole.4. Every Floridian who voted for this douche bag is to be blamed for the condition of the state right now.

First Hand
First Hand

Just as I thought - Not a single WeinerCrat honest enough to judge obama the same way they judge Scott. And you lefties wonder why you are dismissed as not relevant? 

Tngalbyp
Tngalbyp

Anybody who thinks Rick Scott is their friend is either a corporate CEO, a very, very wealthy person, or a total fool.

twas
twas

So First Hand has a TIT!    Thats either sexy or gay.  ( not that theirs anything wrong with that.)

First Hand
First Hand

Let's see if you Lefties have a fair bone in your bodies. You want to Bash Scott for his rain dance comment: OK; are you equally willing to Bash Obama for his comment to NBC that ATM's are stealing jobs from Humans and that is the cause of such high un-employment?Go ahead Lefties, let's see you Bash Obama; or are you just brainwashed political hypocrites? 

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

It's official - we are fucked.   Let's all adjourn to a strip club to party out the remaining hours of our lives.

SMDrPepper
SMDrPepper

Why does Rick Scott go out of his way to show just how much of a douche he is?  And doesnt he know he will end up ticking off all his right wing buddies by suggesting another religions practices?Can we get rid of him NOW?

First Hand
First Hand

Nice try at a hatchet job Hendley you partisan jackoff

Cpalma
Cpalma

I pray that one day you wake up!!!

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Sir Douchenozzle:

The POTUS was using the ATM as a metaphor to illustrate how technology tends to eliminate jobs. For example, the sun pass lane on the Florida turnpike eliminated the need for toll booth operators.

Now, if you are truly interested in the reason why we have an unemployment problem, you can blame the ultra wealthy capitalists who sent trillions of dollars in investment capital and jobs overseas over the last several decades. Those douchebags would sell their own mother to save 15%.

Psssss......and they ain't liberals.

Jack Meoff
Jack Meoff

Lemme guess where your first hand is while you look at Scott's maniacal face with his mouth agape you neocon douche.

First Hand
First Hand

Oh but it is the douchebags like you who purchase the cheap overseas products instead of supporting american labor. Stop with the excuse making; the American consumer is to blame along with Federal regs and taxes that drive those companies off shore.Look at your own home; I bet 95% of what is inside of your home (things you purchased) were made overseas. Why? Because you went for the cheap price at the expense of the American worker. You and your Government are the sellouts; not the companies that were forced overseas. Stop being such a puzzy and making excuses for something the Gov. and the American consumer caused.

First Hand
First Hand

You don't need to guess, you already know that my hand is pushing your mouth off of my TIT you Left Wing, Pinko Commie, useless drain on society. 

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Every "real" progressive understands that Obama is nothing but a puppet for the Establishment. Did I defend Obama anywhere to support any of my arguments?

The question is, what is mentally wrong with these conservative douche bags who have been saying that Obama is a socialist? I suspect you are among that select group of mongoloids that use misapply that concept.

So, Einstein: Explain to me how a Wall Street puppet is a socialist and a liberal?

My arguments and positions go beyond false party labels, which are used to divide the public. I've said all along it is the elite scumbags that have sold out the nation, and they are not liberals.

So, to sum up, I've been consistent.

First Hand
First Hand

Oh this is so rich. LOL - Check out the Guest list at the Obama White House and find Imelt from G.E.(pays zero taxes) is Obamas number one boy. Oh you just crack me up with your delusional thoughts and pointing finger that should be pointed straight at you. Obama is Wall Streets best friend, are you to dumb to know it? You are like the opposite guy, the truth is just the opposite of what you say. Obama - brought to you by Goldman Sacks and G.E., along with the Trial Lawyers Assoc, of America. Go Figure, Obama is a Lawyer, His Wife is a Lawyer, His Daddy was in Law School. He has surrounded himself with Lawyers and now thanks to Obama; every aspect of your life requires you to hire and or retain a Lawyer.

I truly think you are totally batshit crazy!!

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

P.S. Taxes my ass. Anyone with moderate brain activity knows that these large corporations avoid paying taxes by creating companies in countries known as tax havens. GE, Exxon, Citigroup, etc:

They go overseas to avoid paying a fair wage and to avoid environmental regulations and labor standards.

The Chinese workers who make I-Phones started jumping out of the factory window to their deaths. Management put up nets. That is what you Repukelicans want from your workforce, so you can squeeze every last penny and drop of blood from them.

I love how a union hating Repukelican pretends to stand up for American workers. China, which doesn't have reasonable regulations, is a Repukelican's wet dream. That is why they were wearing masks to breathe during the olympics, you ignorant jag-off. If that is your vision of America, why don't you move there and choke along with them?

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Find me an American made T.V. Entire industries were not "forced" overseas. They were thriving for decades and voluntarily decided to move so that they can hire slaves.

Only an imbecile would blame the masses for purchasing cheap products, the same masses whose jobs were eliminated and who are struggling to make ends meet.

The treasonous capitalists and their whores in Congress--primarily from the GOP-- sold out the nation.

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Archie Bunker called. He said to stop stealing his role as a knuckledragging ignoramus.

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