Rick Scott Distributes List of Accomplishments

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At a news conference last week at the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, Gov. Rick Scott's aides left a gift on the chairs of everyone in the audience: a list of Scott's accomplishments for the year. Just in case anyone had forgotten. Take a look -- these items speak for themselves.

My favorites: "Led the fight to require drug testing for people applying for welfare" -- as if it were a noble crusade against the forces of evil. Then there is his "fight to end the practice of granting teachers tenure," because teachers, of course, are the enemy.
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val03
val03

The article writer is an asshole. to write, -- as if it were a noble crusade against the forces of evil. I am sick to death of paying for hood rats taking a day's pay from me every week. Maybe if you crawl off that liberal highground and actualy figure out what its COSTING YOU? You might change your tune.

second hand
second hand

Ohhhh did first hand run and tell his mommie!

Model Citizen
Model Citizen

Under "Reduced Wasteful Spending" he forgot to list the successful financial assistance tracking program he implemented to ensure his down-and-out brother doesn't get away with any "handouts".

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

That list looks like it was created by a teenager who was preparing their very first resume. I would refer to it as pathetic, but I wouldn't want to insult the pathetic.

Fat Hand
Fat Hand

First Hand, I don't like your name.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

According to his PR, he led the fight to require drug testing.   Seems to me he's also leading the retreat.

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

Lisa;

Ignore First Hand.  He is not an accurate representation of white people.

nanook5
nanook5

it may not get him much props here but everyone w/ the galactic empire will totally be talking about how great he's doing!

First Hand
First Hand

Hey Rab, do you know what would make your article even better?How about some links to your big advertisers in this fine and high level paper.Show the links for the Pill Mills, Pain Clinics, Head Shops, Fetish Shops and please don't leave out the sex workers at the Happy Ending Massage Parlors that keep this rag that graces the bottom of many bird cages afloat.Sorry to have to tell you this Rab; you need to ask for your money back from the college you attended. You got ripped off. Oh well, you always have the option of working at one of the happy ending massage parlors that advertise in your paper. 

dr_augusta
dr_augusta

You know Model, not only is Scott an embarrassment as a Republican, and as a Governor, but he even stinks as a (human?) being..I mean WHO would keep a running tab with A BROTHER?

Model Citizen
Model Citizen

Dr. Starkwell, if you have some free time this evening, I'd like to extend an invitation for you to drop by this cesspool of dumbfuckery and contribute a few words of wisdom:

http://www.realclearpolitics.c...

Chaz, please feel free to stop by for a few verbal jabs yourself.

(Click on the comments link.)

First Hand
First Hand

LOL, and you are?

Have you made any terrorist threats today Chaz?

Chaz, you are the best example of what a piece of chit Rag this paper is. You openly made a terrorist threat on the comments board of this Rag when you threatened to use automatic and other assault weapons to Kill Tea Party Members. It was reported to the Rag (and other agencies) and here you still are. Because you are a Left Wing Lunatic, just like this paper and it's staff, your terrorist threat was ignored and you continue to post.Let someone with a dissenting opinion make a threat, and they are immediately band and reported.

Hey New Slime and staff; How does it feel to know you are proven hypocrites?

At least the Pinko Commies like you - be Proud - Be very Proud; LOL

Chaz Stevens, Genius
Chaz Stevens, Genius

Actually, I am a Socialist.  

Let me ask you this - do you snort lines of "chalkdust" or skip over such foolishness and go right to mainlining? Hey Eric Barton:

Somewhere along the way I threatened to use "other assault weapons" (aka my Duke Nukem Bazooka or the ever popular with the Bomb The Shit Out Of 'Em crowd old school BFG-9000) on Tea Partiers.   As such, will you be recalling my Heisman Trophy (aka my 2010 Activist of the Year award)?

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