Osama Bin Laden's Porn Collection

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Watching intently.
We found Bin Laden's porn!

This news comes courtesy of Reuters. And though Reuters admits that the supersecret CIA leakers who gave them this information can't confirm that the porn definitely belonged to Osama Bin Laden -- as opposed to, say, his wives or sons -- who cares? The interwebs have made up their own mind. It was Osama's porn, whether it was Osama's porn or not. And there is much rejoicing.

The most satisfying dose of Osamian porn pleasure may be found at Wired, where Spencer Ackerman writes:

This is a great day for America.

If this is a CIA information operation -- and how could it not be? -- it's the greatest one of all time. In public, bin Laden is the pious, self-proclaimed vanguard of a violent Islamic uprising. Alone in his compound, he's beating it like it owes him cash.

Spencer Ackerman is a poet.

What kind of porn did Osama look at? The CIA isn't talking. I'm gonna assume he got most of it from ParPar1. (Note: That link is not workplace safe.)
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The Last Malcolm
The Last Malcolm

Hey Earl, get a job, invest some money, start your own blog so I can post on it and remind you to buy a dog, name it "life" so you can say you have one

YOURMOMMA
YOURMOMMA

 LOOKS LIKE OSAMA BIN NAUGHTY!

Parkland man
Parkland man

Did they Find any with lawyers getting sodomized and,raped over there lol

KennyPowersSays
KennyPowersSays

Seriously? From the agency that specializes in disinformation & misinformation. Classic example of deflection and distraction.

Allen Dulles
Allen Dulles

I admire your understanding of the world. This is a classic PSYOP known as "information warfare". These activities are now being conducted at the Special Warfare Center at Fort Bragg.

The tapes that were recently released are all fakes as well. If you look at the video of the "old man" watching T.V., the outlet that is depicted in the video would not be found in Pakistan (wrong voltage), but instead on a U.S. Military base in Afghanistan.

The T.V. Receiver that is depicted in that same video is also one that is used by our forces in the theater of operation in Afghanistan, and not in Pakistan.

Nothing is as it appears.

twas
twas

So now we know that when the Seals burst in, it wasn't a gun that Osama was holding! 

Christy
Christy

 when a writer starts linking us to porn sites we have a problem.  Someone look and tell me if it is gay porn or not.

Christy
Christy

 Do you think Pulp is missing us as much as we miss him? Channel 10 is probably highlighting his hair and giving him a clean shave.  I feel like Pulp is in the witness protection program!

Judge Roy Bean
Judge Roy Bean

I hate to say this but the TV is starting to be more interesting than the stories being written here. I hope they come up with a writer with some local connections.   I wonder if they talked to Buddy Nevins.  

B_tan
B_tan

Our comments are a gold mine in terms of market research.  NT... are you listening?

Johnny Walker
Johnny Walker

 Look Bob tried to start his own blog, but couldn't come up with seed money.  Not the investor's fault as Bob didn't have a business plan.   So you folks will just have to find another venue for your banality.   Have you considered SoberRecovery.com?

Nucky Thompson
Nucky Thompson

Now now Pulpettes, Brandon is trying..........very trying. Links to porn sites , did BKT go the Chaz Stevens school of journalism ?

Patti Lynn
Patti Lynn

This blog is losing the focus that it had.  BROWARD COUNTY!!!!  We can change the world, one person at a time, but...we start in our own backyard...and work up from there.  There are a lot of things happening in Broward...is the New Times going to help us to get honest elected officials?  The school board...the candidates for sheriff...the judicial misdeeds...there's a wealth of information out there...are we on our own????

Herman Pecker
Herman Pecker

Are we on our own? Yep.

Of course, we do get the government we deserve.

B_tan
B_tan

 You nailed it on the head, Patti!

Guest
Guest

You're so right...I feel very detached from the author, his articles and writing style.They should have someone who's not afraid to write about what's happening here.Virgil would be a great contributor, don't you think? 

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Osama insists that he was merely trying to blow up his pants.

Guest
Guest

 Virgil...You should write an article here. I know it would be terrific, well written, smart and funny!

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

I have no doubt that I would compliment this blog quite well, and I have some fantastic ideas.

Thank you for thinking of me.

Guest
Guest

Virgil's Views...has a nice ring to it 

Guest
Guest

Please contact New Times..You would have an instant following and I know you would be fabulous.

Bubba
Bubba

Now this is the kind of exciting blog that we were all waiting for after Bob left. NOT!! 

Guest
Guest

 Sorry to say this, but I agree. Brandon K's style does nothing for me. 

James Earl Jones
James Earl Jones

Are you finally confronting the stark reality that you might have to finally get a life?

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