Thanks to a friend who was delivering a message inside the compound where Bin Laden was killed (and the miracle-whip of Photoshop) we've got some never-before-seen images of the big bad dead dude.
After the jump, you'll see what (probably) really happened that night in Pakistan.
5. The beard offered little protection.
Despite growing an unprecedented bullet-proof beard, Bin Laden was still vulnerable to US forces. 4. He never knew what hit him.
From this shot, it appears Bin Laden was taken by surprise. He was reportedly watching a re-run of Malcolm in the Middle at the time.
3. We used a big gun.
It was going to be hard for Osama to escape once he was in our sights.
2. At least he was in a relaxed state of mind.
Pakistani weed mixed with hash, no doubt.
1. Finally, the photo you've been waiting for!