And Now for Something Completely Different

I know Donald Trump and even Gov. Rick Scott seem incredibly insignificant next to the news of the killing of the world's most evil terrorist mastermind, but really now, how much sweet revenge can you take all at once? So let's go to the photo file. This one's a shot of Trump and our governor at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday night: 

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The filthy-rich duo were sitting at the same table, and in the photo, Scott was having one of those rare moments when he was allowed to laugh at the barbs being tossed at his hero. Or maybe he was just preparing to feed on the neck of the unsuspecting woman next to him -- you never really know with Scott. Whatever the case, for much of the evening, our governor sat there with a look of concern while Trump became increasingly unamused at the jokes being lobbed at his expense by the president and that guy from SNL

Inside, you can see Scott's stock expression when graced with Trump's presence during normal times. It's heartwarming.
Here it is:  

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​That's Scott fawning over Trump a few months ago while on a tourism-pumping trip to New York. He totally vibes syncophant, doesn't he? Or is it true love? 

Politically Scott generally lapdogs the Tea Party -- and he patronized that crowd again in his official statement about the killing of bin Laden (as if the governor of Florida has any reason to release such a statement). Here's the key excerpt: 

"I am so proud of our dedicated military men and women and our intelligence community for not giving up in our pursuit of justice. I am grateful for their tenacity and their deep sacrifices. President Barack Obama should also be commended for doing the right thing and following through with the promise of justice initially given by President George W. Bush."

So Obama was just following Bush, right, governor? Apparently without Dubya, Obama never would have thought to go after the terrorist leader. But the biggest surprise in the Bin Laden aftermath for me was that Congressman Allen West actually congratulated Obama, fully and without any qualifiers, in his own statement. It was actually shocking to see. I have to say I didn't expect it all from West. Maybe he's growing a wee little bit? 

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alaxxoo9
alaxxoo9

This routine will work if you own the SizeGenetics extender or any other penis extender, I obviously recommend the Sizegenetics extender because I think its BY FAR the most comfortable length device.

Kevin
Kevin

1 = US President0 = Birthers/ Bin Laden/ Trump/ HuckabeeDeal with the truth!

Eatme
Eatme

Who is the hot blondee standing between Chump and Snott????

Gimmesamore
Gimmesamore

Hey Bob - fuck Allen West. The only thing growing is his realization that he's a one termer with no chance of reelection.

Ben Grim
Ben Grim

Rick Scott is an absolute nightmare. I am a very conservative Republican and have almost always voted the party line. However, I voted for Alex Sink (I had to hold my nose and rushed home to shower (just kidding)) because it was so clear that Scott was an unindicted thief. He and his company made off with over a BILLION DOLLARS in taxpayer money. I talked to all my conservative friends and got a few to change their votes but in the end we lost and this megalomaniac won.

I am still a Red State, crazy, Tea Party guy but I am willing to look at other candidates running for state office in order to help stop this loon.

To all my conservative friends: This guy is not from the Tea Party, he is a thief. The Tea Party allowed themselves to be taken in by him. Wake up!

Dan
Dan

Hero? At least Scott has his own money. Donald is a giant credit card billionaire. His creditors can't afford to let him fail so they keep pumping him up. Just how many times can businesses you run file Chapter 11?

twas
twas

Am I dreaming this or did alex sink come out a few years ago and say that most of Citizens Ins premiums from the previous years had been lost to bad investments? And that was that and not another thing was ever said about it? Did anyone ever look into those investments?

Nucky Thompson
Nucky Thompson

I'm all for Governor Scott cutting spending at Tallahassee as long as he leaves the Ministry of Silly Walks budget intact. As for Donald Trump , a dead parrot has more chance of winning the Republican nomination than he has. Finally I don't think Scott is fawning when he is looking at The Donald, rather he's just thinking "boy I'm glad I went for the totally bald look than have that stupid ferret on my head".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Andystuart1978
Andystuart1978

Go ahead put down "dubya" what's worse water boarding or shooting an un armed man?

Christy
Christy

Russ Klenet (RK),

It is your wife that said reading this is good for two things, "finding a good penis enlarger or wrapping fish. " I sure hope your reading Bob Norman after a day of fishing. Nice to see you are an avid reader. Pulp's investigative reporting landed him a spot with channel 10. (Larger audience). Good riddance? More like Welcome to Broward News Station!

unowho
unowho

Well you got to say Rick Scott Is a good sport and has a great sense of humour ..... Wait and see Peeps.....Nuff Said

Montana
Montana

Our president had already showed his US passport to;

1. Get a Passport; http://swampland.blogs.time.co......

2. Become a US Senator;

I feel sorry for all the little Birthers, It’s not their fault; it’s your families’ fault that taught you that you were better than other people based on race, creed ethnicity, color, nationality or sex, in short they engrained in you their hate (what a legacy).

But you know at some point you need to grow up and act like an adult and think for yourself and distinguish what is true and what is BS.

But there is where the little Birthers find yourself because we all know it was never about a birth certificate or grades, because we all know you want to go around wearing white sheets, burn crosses and hang people who are not like you, we know that your growth is stunted in your hate, and hate is what this is all about, you will never win anymore, and I feel sorry for all of you. I can only imagine when our President is re-elected what you phonies will lie about next. Oh, and just know, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it’s a duck, the little Birthers are a bunch of racists!

Model Citizen
Model Citizen

Osama bin Laden's neighbors in Pakistan were interviewed today. They said he was quiet and mostly kept to himself.

Foul Mouth Judge
Foul Mouth Judge

Rick Scott is Donald Trump Lite. He has no clue how to run the State of Florida and is taking it down while other lesser States will show us up. He's real motto was "let's get to work for less." He's also a crook. But don't worry Guv Scott there are three federal US Attorneys in the State of Florida. All 3 of them watching your every move.

Pulp
Pulp

I still can't believe that comment from Russ Klenet (if it really was Russ) under the last post. He might be able to peddle that story at dinner parties but not here.

Russ if that was really you let us know.

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

Talk about a Double KO this weekend.

First, Obama obliterates Trump's slim chances of ever winning the Presidency by releasing the long form birth certificate, and then further humiliates him at the WH correspondent's dinner.

Second, he knocks out Bin Laden and in the process will likely receive a huge bump in the polls.

The GOP's chances for 2012 are looking very slim. I see Mitt Romney as the only potential challenger, but he may not make it out of the GOP primary because:

1) He is a mormon and many conservative Catholics will not vote for a mormon;

2) He passed an almost identical form of healthcare in Mass. and the stupid GOP boxed themselves in by attacking Obamacare, conflating Romneycare and Obamacare.

Politically speaking, despite the delusions they suffered from after the midterm elections, the GOP is in serious trouble for 2012, and will likely lose the White House.

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

"Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a Fox often appears on Donald Trump's head." Seth Myers, WH Correspondent's Dinner

SR
SR

If Bush hadn't set up the apparatus to handle terrorists the democrats would be totally ineffective. Lets face it they are so caught up with political correctness that we would all be facing Mecca right now. Kudos to Obama. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I love Trump. I hope Scott can get out Florida out of its financial mess while all you little school girls whine and complain about bullshit. He has a lot of tough choices.

Lastly, since I know Virgil the communist a.k.a. Model Citizen, and that cunt christy will have all sorts of bullshit replies, FU in advance.

IrvingFeiner
IrvingFeiner

Gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Truth Sayer
Truth Sayer

I'm enjoying my Osama bin Laden cocktail ... two shots and a splash!

Foxrepublican
Foxrepublican

Think how many people will take Scott's calls now that he can say Governor Scott calling. We've taken a monster and gave him creditability. I can only imagine if Bernir Madoff ran for office and put (R) after his name if the good voters of Florida would have also voted for him. The folks that voted for him can do us all a favor and skip the next election.

Patti Lynn
Patti Lynn

Scott is just like Trump. Deviate from what's really important so that "the masses" won't realize that you're robbing them blind. Talk about, "Let's Get to Work," and then do NOTHING to start along that path: First we have to mess with the Supreme Court; then Women's Health Rights; then deregulating those businesses that have already scammed Floridians before, creating the need for the regulations; Then supporting ANY education program as long as it isn't the not for profit public education system; then it's trying to cut corporate taxes; etc., etc., etc.

The man is a looney bird!!!!

Anon
Anon

That's okay because it least we got rid of that liberal NY jew.

Anon
Anon

Maybe pulp can do it on his new job.

Anon
Anon

shame on you

No guns too bad
No guns too bad

He had two arms, both of them attached to an asshole.

anonymous
anonymous

I'm sure Russ was a hit and run on that comment. Besides Russ and Stacy are feeding their faces somewhere, it's dinnertime.

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

If it was Russ, it probably was the Cabernet speaking, like when he said,

"No mutual investor ever lost a penny".

IrvingFeiner
IrvingFeiner

Well Pulp hate to say it but I agree with RK on one fine point. You are a sorry excuse for a golf cart appraiser.

Pulp
Pulp

Virgil, you forgot one of the best parts: The president's bin Laden announcement bumped Celebrity Apprentice off the air.

Anon
Anon

WTF is wrong with you. Your guy has someone killed and you think he deserves his poll numbers to increase. What a sad twisted person you are.

IrvingFeiner
IrvingFeiner

Virgil, you forget the attacks on public employee's rights of free speech and assembly; attacking AARP's tax free status.

These guys have only been f'ing up for 6 months--they still got 18 months to go.

NEWT in 2012. Yea, right.

Model Citizen
Model Citizen

Virgil is also known as Model Citizen? I didn't get the memo.

Midnight Rider
Midnight Rider

It's because libs skipped the last election hat he was elected.

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

It only took you 3 comments to expose yourself as a bigot and an anti-semite.

Nucky Thompson
Nucky Thompson

As C Low Green might say " Forget You " although in this case the original version is more appropriate. 

IrvingFeiner
IrvingFeiner

First they get rid of Gary Busey, then Osama Bin Laden. Where will it all end

Virgil Starkwell
Virgil Starkwell

"Gary Busey said that Donald Trump would make a great President. He also said that about an old rusty birdcage he found." Seth Myers, WH Correspondent's Dinner.

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