Rey Decerega, the Guy Who Elbowed the President, Needs to Play for the Miami Heat
|Heat opponents might look like this too if the team hires Decerega.|
And if there's one thing that's clear after the incident, we need Decerega on the struggling Miami Heat.
3. The Heat Needs an Enforcer
|One of the Hanson brothers would work.|
What the Heat needs is an enforcer. And if Decerega is willing to throw an elbow to hit the leader of the free world, he qualifies.
2. The Tea Party Vote
|This guy would be a Heat season ticket holder.|
Signing Decerega to the Heat would be like having Sarah Palin join the Heat dancers -- a job she's actually qualified to do.
1. Decerega Would Bring Much-Needed Latin Flavor
|That's a Latinfro.|
Hell, he may even become South Florida's biggest Latin celebrity in general, considering that title now goes to Gloria Estefan.