Have You Seen This 250-Pound Mermaid?
|Boynton Beach PD|
|She didn't swim away.|
Last night, Timothy Gallo, 47, reported to
Now investigators are turning to the public for help.
|The "Flower Power" sphere, no longer at large.|
"Since it worked so well last time," Slater says, "we're doing the same thing. Anyone with information is asked to call us, and we'll follow up on any leads that come in." She adds that callers can remain anonymous.
Police did not comment on who they think may have taken the mermaid, but it's safe to say the suspect list can be narrowed to drunken idiots, childish pranksters, competitors in those "Strong Man" contests, T-Pain (he likes mermaids), and Tom Hanks' character from Splash.