Trapeze Swingers Club Needs Judge for What's Sure to Be Fairly Sexy Costume Contest

Sorry, not sexy enough.

​If you like the swingers lifestyle, if you've got an eye for costumes, and if you're kind of a big deal, then you might just be the person Trapeze is looking for.

The swanky Tamarac swingers' club is looking for a judge for its 12th-annual costume contest Friday night. The only requirement is that you have a name people would recognize. Oh, and you probably shouldn't dislike the idea of couples getting a bit crazy in the back room.

"The perfect person would definitely have to be an open-minded person, because they'd have to be open to some crazy costumes," says Marisa
Cutaia, the club's spokeswoman. "We've had a full gorilla in a gorilla cage. One person came as a one-night stand, and they had a costume that was a nightstand with a clock that was functioning. You rarely see store-bought costumes."

Yes, there's also a few racy costumes. "Of course, put sexy in front of anything and we get that. But there's a big prize to win, so they get pretty into it."

How big? Friday's contest comes with a $500 prize, and a second contest Saturday ups it to $1,500. Cutaia explains the big cash award this way: "This is kind of our Super Bowl."

If this sounds like a job for you, call the club at 561-241-9889, or leave your ideas in the comments field below.